After considerable deliberation with my family and close friends, I've decided to seek professional treatment. [T]he people closest to me in life have convinced me that treatment is in my best interest.
Jesus, this guy is really melodramatic about his hemorrhoid problem.
Here's to hopefully never having money or fame. If it means I can still be a drunken jackass without having to run to rehab every time I grope a stranger or nap on a park bench, then poverty and anonymity are a-OK in my book.
Effing missed most of DUAN, and also the Celtics game tonight. Ugh.
This comment minimizing business is, as Shaquille once put it, horrawful. Is this done in response to short comments, especially some of the crap that flies on Kotaku? I don't think this is a good solution, but I guess it's probably here to stay. What the Gawker worker bees need to do is work on an Expand All that expands all comments, but not replies. That would be sweet.
As disappointed as I am in the Orange performance tonight I'm not gonna go all gloom and doom here. They need to go 2-1 over the next three. They'll be fine.
@MarkKelsosMigraine: Right. Plus, you can't be that disappointed. Sometimes, teams will shoot 57% from 3, and there's nothing you can do. Of course, Georgetown will also shoot 27% too, causing the same reaction from me.
@Craig Eshericks Mustache: And Paul Harris and Onuaku need to learn how to win by losing games like these in the paint. They've had it way too easy so far.
Do any of the guys here cut themselves shaving, throw on some after shave just to feel the burn, and feel like a real tough guy afterwards? I just did that, and now I want to run 5 miles before bed.
@Kid Canada: I do everything possible at night in case I oversleep or am angry with my alarm clock. I hate doing bullshit tasks (like shaving or making lunch) in the morning. I generally do the shave/shower at night to give myself more time with the TV and computer before work. Is this really unusual?
Right now I'm just heading down with one other guy, we're trying to convince our friends to pony up while there's a seat sale on Air Canada. But yeah, we'll work something out.
@Kid Canada: no offense but aside from hockey players and French Canucks, the line that usually sticks out to me the most about Canada is the anonymous Canadian who remarked that politeness is Canada's national disease.
I would meet Americans backpacking in Europe who actually had the Canadian flag sewn on their pack so people would treat them nicer. I just assumed that was a joke.
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And here I thought this was a Rick Sutcliffe story.
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That's what I do when times are tough, get a hooker.
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Jesus, this guy is really melodramatic about his hemorrhoid problem.
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This comment minimizing business is, as Shaquille once put it, horrawful. Is this done in response to short comments, especially some of the crap that flies on Kotaku? I don't think this is a good solution, but I guess it's probably here to stay. What the Gawker worker bees need to do is work on an Expand All that expands all comments, but not replies. That would be sweet.
@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus:
@Muggs Bigglesworth: Some videos back on page 4...
/fully expects no one to read this
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/Why am I watching the NBA?
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Roger Mason! More awesomeness ensues.
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As disappointed as I am in the Orange performance tonight I'm not gonna go all gloom and doom here. They need to go 2-1 over the next three. They'll be fine.
Right? RIGHT???
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Dutch soccer always disappoints.
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Who shaves before they go to bed???
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Making lunch the night before? Normal.
Shaving the night before? Very unusual. You'd have 5 o'clock shadow by the time you wake up!
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It is MINUS THIRTY FOUR FAHRENHEIT where I am. Suck it up, pansy!
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Kid's turning into a player. 20+ in 6 straight games.
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"I don't believe that there is pleasure in life. I believe there is just an absence of pain." Dude, what?
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French Canadians are tough as balls, man. They eat cigarettes for breakfast and wash them down with gravy.
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George Laraque counts for 10 guys alone.
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We'll have to meet up in Vegas during the Tourney.
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Right now I'm just heading down with one other guy, we're trying to convince our friends to pony up while there's a seat sale on Air Canada. But yeah, we'll work something out.
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and the winner was "possible under the circumstances."
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I would meet Americans backpacking in Europe who actually had the Canadian flag sewn on their pack so people would treat them nicer. I just assumed that was a joke.
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