"When a tornado and floods destroyed much of Parkersburg and New Hartford two years ago, athletes from both schools worked together in the rebuilding effort."
I'm shocked that no Hollywood stars threw a telethon for them, shocked I tell you.
"In my day, we didn't have Kleenex. When you turned seventeen, you were given the family handkerchief ...It hadn't been washed in generations and it stood on its own...filled with diseases and swarmin' with flies....If you tried to blow your nose, you'd get an infection and your head would swell up and turn green and children would burst into tears at the sight o' ya! And that's the way it was and we liked it!"
Word has it that Dike-New Hartford's QB won't be under center at all during the game. When asked why, they said "Aplington-Parkersburg's coaching staff has shown an inability to defend against the shotgun"
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Watch him as he goes
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I'm shocked that no Hollywood stars threw a telethon for them, shocked I tell you.
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God Bless.
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/Grumpy Old Man
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It's too early for that. I normally don't apply the chloroform until about 5-10 minutes before I go out on a Friday night.
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Is a sock acceptable? I usually use a sock.
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