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    The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers

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    Image of Signal to Noise Signal to Noise
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    Well, you unleash Cleopatra upon the world millenia ago, and this is the payback you get.
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    Thieving Gangs Of Hookers was an unreleased prog rock album by Rush.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    Still not as bad as the time the tomb of Ramses II was robbed by necrophiliacs.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    Normally the Egyptian wear protection, but then they thought "when are we gonna make it back to South Africa?"
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    The robbery report was initially a black eye to South Africa


    P.W. Botha thinks that eye should get back to Soweto where it belongs.

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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    Well, I think this is the first time it's ever been written, but... it may be a bad idea to buy hookers when in Africa.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    Thanks a lot Americans. First 'The Mummy Returns', and now this?


    Sincerely,

    Egypt

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    Image of Laser Guided Laser Guided
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    One would assume the comedy pyramids in this thread will be top-notch.
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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    06/22/09

    @Laser Guided: Only an old Giza like yourself would assume that.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/22/09

    They'll be good, but only if we get KOGOD's ancestors to create them.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    06/22/09

    @Laser Guided: No, great comedy pyramids are too uncommon.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    The robbery report was initially a black eye to South Africa, which desperately needs to convince the rest of the planet that they can come to the World Cup next year and not get ravaged by thugs, charlatans, and grifters on their way in from the airport


    You can't judge a country by the pimps and the CHUDs.

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    Image of contains_hot_liquid contains_hot_liquid
    06/23/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: An airport full of grifters is one of the essential components a fully modernized economy.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/22/09

    In reply to The Real Reason For Egypt's Soccer Loss?: Thieving Gangs Of Hookers
    Actually I watched this game, and the key moment in the match was when Team Egypt became perpetually confused over Jozy Altidore repeatedly saying, "A Sphinx team sezwut."
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