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Good night, you foxy fox you.
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"OMG you guys I just discovered that Madden is a real person. I just thought that he was a video game character. I was wrong! He's actually a commentator."
So yeah, ummm genetics?
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Than yes, I am sad.
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You have to try harder than that to freak me out.
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1. Name (internet alias accepted)
2. Hometown
3. Your top three fears of all time/most traumatizing event ever
4. Favorite brand of mustard
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(Prices and participation may vary)
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He had a waiter bring out a table of vodka shots and he just fuckin downed them all like it was nothing. Some of the crowd wasn't entirely down with his material, but my friends and I were just happy to be there.
Too bad, so sad, Mitchell.
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/pours one out for Mitch
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That's my best friend's favorite bit. We've said it so much I have it memorized.
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Shit, I wish I didn't see Ricky on the sidewalk!"
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Man, I miss him too.
Which leads me to ask: what living comedian is your favorite, DUAN? I'm all about Lewis Black.
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I will now go get some vodka to honor Mr. Hedburg.
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Oh I'm going to be sick.
@MarissaExplainsItAll: I wouldn't ever avoid you, but I would be very confused and maybe a little disturbed.
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Right angles, my friend, RIGHT ANGLES.
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Are you mormon?
Do you have cirrhosis of the liver? Well, you're never going to have it at this rate, Tammy Temperance.
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All good now...i love you Sol
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Sorry, that's pretty much the best I can do in Spanish without being horribly offensive.
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The wife took me to see a performance of Les Miserable today and she caught me with a tear on my cheek at the very end. Should I just burn the man-card and buy a training bra or does it mean I'm sensitive?
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Just even it out by forever insisting on calling it Less-MIZ-er-ah-bulls around the wife to piss her off for making you go.
/waves huge banner
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I did spend the rest of the day humming "Master of the House" though.
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Don't fall in love, Karl...Don't fall in love, Karl...It's not healthy, Karl..
Look what you've done. You've got me talking to myself.
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Karlifornia and Alitissumis Altosaxophone, fallin' in love and all that.
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No...sorry..no buts. Get it the hell away from me, please.
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Well, the trick is avoiding the ones with the hoedowns.
/Dana Whitaker'd
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Worst musical of all time: Grease.
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@Karlifornia: I'm beginning to have a sad b/c I was in musical theatre in high school...I was damn good as Velma in Chicago too
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I'm sure you were a great Velma in Scooby Doo.
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I'd go see the Mars Volta, but obviously for a fan of all three it's gotta be frustrating
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It's hot as hell and the roommate that's responsible for the power bill is too cheap to run A/C Slater
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I have a fan going. I am pretty excited because I get to bust out the short skirts and summer dresses.
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But I lived in Southern Cal back in the day, a bit inland, and my asshole roommate refused to run the air also.
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Be back in a few, gonna go read for a minute