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Eli Manning's Wedding Reception

Manning "Reception" Is Everything You'd Imagine It Would Be

Sadly, there are no Village People moments like Brady Quinn had at his sister's wedding to A.J. Hawk, but if you do scroll through the lovely photo album, there are plenty of Manning-like moments that will clearly be cherished always. The New York Giants' quarterback appears to be coming out of his shell a little bit — that's what a Super Bowl victory will do to a man. More »

2:45 PM on Thu Jul 17 2008
By DAULERIO
19,607 views, 52 comments

Latest by mikedrawcar: @Chuck Knoblockhead: I've watched that 10 times since I got home, and it's still funny more »

Project Eli-way

Eli Manning And Wife In Desperate Need Of A Queer-Eyeing


The evolution of Eli Manning from underachieving dim-expressioned yokel to high society Super Bowl hero has hit a rough patch, as the fashionistas of the New York Post have lashed out at Eli and his new bride, Abby McGrew, for their questionable fashion sense during the recent snob-infested Contemporaries Art Party and Auction. More »

11:51 AM on Thu Jun 19 2008
By DAULERIO
20,932 views, 119 comments

Latest by Creepmouse: @I Heart Poop: @I Heart Poop: Yes but when you factor in that she's recycling her outfit from the Grove more »

mother's duan

The Happiest Place On Earth, After Mom's Favorite Antique Store

For the last post before Mother's Day, it would only be appropriate to feature the professional athlete who's the closest to his mother. That would be Super Bowl MVP Buster Bluth Eli Manning, who finally took his requisite parade float down Main Street of Disneyland on Wednesday after missing it in February due to the fake-sounding excuse of "airport delays". More »

5:45 PM on Sat May 10 2008
By Christmas Ape
4,989 views, 308 comments

Latest by Thundercracker: @Yellow Tail Swine: I'm completely trasged but I neded to say that was the greatest DUAN comment ever...gnight more »

blogdome

A Kiper-McShay Draft Day Hair Trade

  • The shocking Mel Kiper-Todd McShay follicle swap [The Sports Hernia]
  • A glimpse of Manning wedding elegance [Loser With Socks]
  • Matt Ryan: Draft Expert [One Droo Hill]
  • Scoring worse than Terry Bradshaw on the Wonderlic? That's a-paddlin'. [The Wizard of Odds]
  • Jannero Pargo is a hobbit. [Best of New Orleans Blog]
  • Max Kellerman, Simmons thief. [The Smittblog]
  • C.C. Sabathia is handy with a razor. [Screwballs]
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    1:30 PM on Sun Apr 27 2008
    By Christmas Ape
    3,085 views, 7 comments

    Latest by RachelRayIsTheDevil: No comments needed. Those are just funny god damn pictures. more »

    Eli Manning's Reach-Around Courtesy Is Impressive
    Yeah, that episode may not get by network censors.

    20 comments

    you look mahvelous

    Manning Vs. Brady, Round II

    OK, I might see Tom Brady wearing Ermenegildo Zegna clothing, but Eli Manning, I don't think so. Isn't he more of a Miller's Outpost kind of guy? Anyway, they were both on hand for the big Zegna store opening in Manhattan on Thursday, or so we are led to believe. Mr. Manning here actually looks very much like a cardboard cutout, no? More »

    4:45 PM on Fri Mar 14 2008
    By rickchand
    5,421 views, 21 comments

    Latest by supermike5alive: Tom Brady has been living Pura Vida down on the Rich Coast... Manning? Antiquing in New Hampshire. more »

    handsome boy modeling school

    Eli: Cover Boy?

    For its top selling Madden NFL franchise, Electronic Arts Tiburon typically selects an electrifying player who epitomizes the furious intensity of NFL action, while appealing to average young football fan. More »

    12:05 PM on Sun Feb 17 2008
    By Christmas Ape
    13,857 views, 33 comments

    new york giants

    The Giants Celebrate Their Title An Hour Away (In Traffic) From Their Home Field


    Tons of people headed to lower Manhattan today to cheer on a team from New Jersey. It's nice to see Eli so nattily dressed. That guy's gonna get cool yet! More »

    3:00 PM on Tue Feb 5 2008
    By Leitch
    7,881 views, 89 comments

    Latest by HappyFeltonsGloryHole: Why is Willie Randolph on the float? more »

    super bowl xlii

    Eli Manning Plays With Your Perceptions Of Reality


    As amazing as Eli Manning was last night, it might have behooved someone on the Giants, whether it was a PR person or just an assistant coach, to inform him that when you win the Super Bowl, you're supposed to take your pads off before you put on the championship T-shirt. Doofy fella kept those pads on the whole night. We bet he's still wearing them. More »

    10:00 AM on Mon Feb 4 2008
    By Leitch
    9,552 views, 98 comments

    Latest by drewheyman: @Sigerson: Eli followed Peytons advice and got some bigger shirts. You feelin' me?? more »

    super bowl xlii

    Your Shocking Super Bowl Champion New York Giants


    OK, we could watch football for the next 20 years, and we're not sure we'd ever see a play as amazing and improbable and insane and ridiculous and surreal and let's-face-it-gang batshit crazy as watching Eli Manning escape that sack and David Tyree make that catch. And then Manning finds Plaxico ... and ... well, what can else can you say but: Holy shit. Eli Manning, guys: Eli Freaking Manning.

    Jesus: We need to sit down.

    (We're just going to revel in Eli Manning — Eli Manning! — becoming an immortal in the span of 15 minutes for the rest of the night, but those looking for their Patriots schadenfreude will find it after the jump.)

    More »

    10:03 PM on Sun Feb 3 2008
    By Leitch
    47,138 views, 671 comments

    Latest by S.O.L.: OK, we could watch football for the next 20 years, and we're not sure we'd ever see a play as more »

    antiquing

    Another Piece Of the Eli Manning Childhood Puzzle Falls Into Place

    The front-and-center photo of the Manning family in 1996 is worth the price of admission. The fact that this particular story is about how a young Eli Manning learned from his mom only sweetens the pot. But that's not all. Heavens, far from it. More »

    12:50 PM on Sat Feb 2 2008
    By sussman
    10,090 views, 21 comments

    Latest by SantaBarbaraWahoo: I fucking sent this into the Deadspin tips e-mail yesterday. How about a hat tip? more »

    super bowl xlii

    Both Teams' Fans Already Assuming Victory

    We have arrived in beautiful Phoenix, Arizona, and it's still raining. What the heck is going on? We thought this was Arizona? Anyway, while looking at this poster online — and we are trying to imagine the sort of fragile, sensitive boy that might put this on their wall — we got to thinking about the top email we received throughout the night: The Patriots already think they've won! More »

    11:10 AM on Tue Jan 29 2008
    By Leitch
    7,292 views, 59 comments

    Latest by Put the F-ing Lotion in the Basket: Four words: Colorado Rockies, World Champions!!! more »

    eli manning

    Is Eli Manning Today's Joe Namath? Lord, We Hope Not


    If it's true that every generation gets the hero they deserve ... woe to us, America, because there's a very real possibility that Eli Manning could be today's Joe Namath. That's a somewhat terrifying concept. More »

    11:10 AM on Thu Jan 24 2008
    By Leitch
    19,973 views, 67 comments

    Latest by N/A: Eli's just a happy guy. more »

    nfl playoffs

    Are We Ready For A Rivers-Manning Super Bowl?


    Everyone's all excited and a-twitter about the potential matchup of the Patriots and the Packers, Tom Brady and Brett Favre, that they're looking past the most enthralling quarterback faceoff of all: Eli Manning vs. Philip Rivers. Now that would be something to see. More »

    6:45 PM on Thu Jan 17 2008
    By Leitch
    15,385 views, 896 comments

    Latest by Ausoleil: @LeagueofShadows: White trash is everywhere. One doesn't have to go too far anywhere in this fine country to find more »

    packers counterprogramming

    Eli Manning Sent To Room With No TV

    So Fox affiliate WLUK TV-Green Bay has this convoluted plan to get under Eli Manning's skin this weekend, as you may have heard. Someone told station GM Jay Zollar that Manning is fond of Seinfeld, so Zollar is pulling the show from the station's schedule on Saturday. Remember when no one cared what Eli Manning watched? Wasn't that just, like, two weeks ago? Said Zollar: More »

    1:35 PM on Thu Jan 17 2008
    By rickchand
    6,566 views, 87 comments

    Latest by Sigerson: It's gold, Jerry! Solid gold! more »

    what happened to eli?

    Solving The Mystery Of Eli Manning


    OK, let's get real now: Eli Manning is really one game away from the Super Bowl? We thought he was more into squash. What's going on? More »

    6:35 PM on Tue Jan 15 2008
    By Leitch
    15,375 views, 689 comments

    Latest by cubs2234: "THIS IS SPARTA!" -Eli Manning, above picture more »

    nfc playoffs

    The Lonesome Tony Romo


    Tony Romo is taking all the heat today — it's gonna get to the point that he's going to want to stop wanting to even make the playoffs — but the Cowboys' collapse yesterday was a true team effort. Despite the rosy denials of Cowboys boosters, this was a devastating loss in every possible way. (Look how it made T.O. cry!) Heck, the loss so disoriented coach Wade Phillips that he lost his car keys. That has to be humiliating. And that final "drive" by the Cowboys, in a way, was far more gruesome an indictment of Tony Romo than that botched snap ever was. More »

    9:15 AM on Mon Jan 14 2008
    By Leitch
    12,425 views, 78 comments

    Latest by Satyr Icon: If The Cowboys had won the game, Romo would have had 20 minutes alone with Jess... now he has to more »

    nfc playoff roundup

    Eli Manning Could Get Into This Football Thing


    Look at that Eli Manning. Look at him! He's all fired up! He loves this game of football! It's so cute; Eli is PUMPED! More »

    9:15 AM on Mon Jan 7 2008
    By Leitch
    7,948 views, 62 comments

    Latest by Chamomiles Davis: @xhack: Not with Michael Nutter in office now. First order of business: Meteor shield. more »

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