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What To Do When You Realize That Horrible Smell Is You

Experts say that to eliminate body odor, one should stick to a diet rich in vegetables and take chlorophyll supplements and wear loose-fitting clothing and bathe regularly and always wear socks with closed-toe shoes and think only pleasant, floral thoughts. But that advice is worth fuck-all when you've spent the… » 7/11/11 5:09pm 7/11/11 5:09pm

Men Can Crush Helpless Garments With Man Iron

Do you wish you could iron some stuff, but you can't, because you are a man? Despair no more — the Man Iron is here to solve all of your problems! A reader sent us a helpful press release titled, "PHILIPS HELPS MEN TURBOCHARGE THROUGH THE IRONING WITH THE NEW ESSENTIAL POWERTOOL FOR THE MODERN MAN." Oh goody. [Jezebel] » 6/28/11 1:31pm 6/28/11 1:31pm

Facing A Season With No NFL, Madden's Ultimate Team Looks To The Legends

In any discussion of the greatest video game athletes, the Michael Vick of Madden NFL 2004 always makes the cut, and is usually the most recent name on the list. In the eight years since his appearance, sports simulations have fine-tuned their realism, closing the era of logic-defying performances by the likes of… » 6/22/11 7:30pm 6/22/11 7:30pm

Women Apparently Ruining Tennis With Their Excessive Grunting

Wimbledon, the sacred summertime rite celebrating the best and brightest of the tennis world, is once again upon us. But an ominous shadow darkens the crisp white shorts of the world's oldest tennis tournament, a stain that threatens to compromise the very integrity of not only tennis and sports competitions in… » 6/22/11 4:28pm 6/22/11 4:28pm