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Elvis Dumervil's Weight On The Planets

Elvis Dumervil, Pro Bowl defensive end, has great short-burst speed despite weighing 260 pounds, which is five pounds heavier than the more famous Elvis at the time of his death. In case you were wondering (and in case you were a Spy reader back in the day), here is Elvis Dumervil's weight throughout our solar system: » 1/11/13 2:30pm 1/11/13 2:30pm

Randy Johnson Would Rather You Didn't Watch 'Music And Lyrics'

Here's an Arizona Diamondbacks newspaper ad, as scanned by Diamondhacks, in which we see an interesting marketing strategy. OK, we're guys, right? Guys like baseball. So if we guys don't stick together and, like, buy Diamondbacks season tickets, our girlfriends might make us go see Because I Said So. Seriously,… » 2/23/07 3:00pm 2/23/07 3:00pm