The Play-By-Play Of Elvis Dumervil's Contract Mishap Sounds Pretty…

Yesterday, it appeared that Elvis Dumervil's failed contract negotiation with the Broncos was thwarted by a fax machine, a piece of technology rendered obsolete some 11 or 12 years ago by the advent of .pdf documents and email. It seemed like Dumervil was just another victim of the NFL's hard-assed resistance to… » 3/16/13 5:00pm 3/16/13 5:00pm

Elvis Dumervil Agreed To Stay With The Broncos, But His Contract Wasn't…

Well, this is a mess. The Broncos were in talks with defensive end Elvis Dumervil to take a pay cut to stay with the team, and it came down to the wire. With the deadline at 4:00 EDT, the sides reached an agreement in principle at 3:25. Dumervil didn't fax the contract until 4:07. Dumervil is now a free agent. » 3/15/13 4:29pm 3/15/13 4:29pm

Elvis Dumervil's Weight On The Planets

Elvis Dumervil, Pro Bowl defensive end, has great short-burst speed despite weighing 260 pounds, which is five pounds heavier than the more famous Elvis at the time of his death. In case you were wondering (and in case you were a Spy reader back in the day), here is Elvis Dumervil's weight throughout our solar system: » 1/11/13 2:30pm 1/11/13 2:30pm

Elvis Dumervil Arrested, Accused Of Aggravated Assault With A Firearm

The Broncos defensive end was arrested Saturday night in Miami. Police have not commented on what lead to Dumervil's arrest, but according to CBS Denver, the police report alleges aggravated assault with a firearm and bond was set at $7,500. According to Pro Football Talk, the allegations amount to a felony charge in… » 7/15/12 4:20pm 7/15/12 4:20pm