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    02:51 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Josh Hamilton
    A horrifying glimpse into Tim Tebow's post-failed-CFL-career near-future.
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    01:50 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Josh Hamilton
    The Power of Christ cumpels you.
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    01:44 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Josh Hamilton
    I think might have hired him to move a piano last summer.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    01:39 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Josh Hamilton
    It made me angry.

    "Hello? Drunk pictures of Josh Hamilton? Well I must bid a good day to you, A.J. What? I said good day, sir!"
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    01:38 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Josh Hamilton
    It's a good thing he plays for Texas, he doesn't have to worry about getting sprayed with champagne.
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    01:21 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Josh Hamilton
    I was in Las Vegas celebrating my father's 60th birthday when Daulerio called...

    Really should be prefaced with "Dear Penthouse Forum"
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/03/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2003
    November: Arrested Development debuts.
    December: FOX starts dicking around with Arrested Development's schedule.

    Fuck you, FOX!
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/03/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2003
    March 2003: General Asian Weirdness Rate remains steady at 100%.
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    Image of Longwood Longwood
    12/03/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2003
    Devils winning the Stanley Cup is pretty much the only thing that mattered in 2003.
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    Bobby Big Wheel promoted this comment Longwood was starred Longwood was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/03/09

    @Longwood: Gotta support the team
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    Image of LosDoyers LosDoyers
    12/03/09

    @Longwood: the Stanley what?
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    Clarence Rosario promoted this comment LosDoyers was starred LosDoyers was unstarred
    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11:02 AM

    @LosDoyers: Failbot's napping on the job again.
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    Image of THE MENTALIST! THE MENTALIST!
    12/03/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2003
    ANOTHER SNUB FOR THE BIG FRENCHMAN.

    HEY YOU DINK, HOW COULD YOU RECAP 2003 WITHOUT MENTIONING GERARD DEPARDIEU'S MASTERSTROKE AS THE TITULAR PATERNAL SAVIOR IN "MY FATHER THE HERO" WHICH NOT ONLY WON BEST PICTURE IN 2003 BUT ALSO 81 GRAMMYS (INCLUDING BEST R&B PERFORMANCE BY A DUO OR GROUP)
    AND 64 CABLE ACE AWARDS (INCLUDING CABLE ACE OF THE YEAR)

    THE MENTALIST: 4 NIGHTS A WEEK ON CBS: WE'RE HOME EVEN WHEN YOU'RE NOT.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    12/03/09

    @THE MENTALIST!: Stop it! Stop it! We're already dead!
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    Image of Gravy Gravy
    12/03/09

    @THE MENTALIST!:
    DINK? Has Leitch had his wedding already?
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    Bobby Big Wheel promoted this comment Gravy was starred Gravy was unstarred
    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    12/03/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2003
    Anyone who tells you he saw that first episode of Arrested Development when it aired is either a liar or fell asleep during The Simpsons.
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    Image of Dave J. Dave J.
    12/03/09

    @Bobby Big Wheel: I saw it, and felt like a nerd for laughing so much over the "The FTC has boats now?" line.
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    12/03/09

    @Dave J.: Ha ha, and I flubbed the line, it was the SEC. Duh.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    11:01 AM

    @Bobby Big Wheel: Sort of like people who tell you they liked (Hell, heard of) Sonic Youth before The 40 Year Old Virgin.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/03/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Lenny Dykstra
    Is about to turn into a bat.
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    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/03/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe:

    It appears you were updating your status...this is Deadspin dude. You drunk again?
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/03/09

    @Phintastic: Is's are verbs, too.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    12/03/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Lenny Dykstra
    Now that's the look of a man who spent all day boobytrapping his foreclosed mansion to fend off his voracious creditors.
     Reply
    ArkansasFred was starred ArkansasFred was unstarred
    Image of Mitchell Freedman Fan Club Mitchell Freedman Fan Club
    12/03/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Lenny Dykstra
    Feeling particularly cocksure after eliminating Bond at the mortuary, Mr. Kidd relaxes for a moment and watches Mr. Wint slowly undress.
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/03/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Lenny Dykstra
    ed.
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    Edited by David Hume at 12/03/09 1:25 PM David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
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