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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    01:03 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    It is this commenter's opinion that if you can say "Roger Ebert can kiss my ass," you are not Roger Ebert.
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    12:54 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    His new pickup line?

    "Hey Shorty, wanna get with the SHOTY?"
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12:52 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    Stop lurking yourself. Stop lurking yourself.
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    12:52 PM

     
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12:47 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    "Why do I look so smug? Because I'm not wearing pants."

    — Jay Mariotti
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    Image of J-No J-No
    12:41 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    I just want to punch him in his smarmy face everytime I see a picture of him. And I have never hit anyone in my life. Fuck this guy.
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    12:37 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    After Mariotti told Roger Ebert to kiss his ass, he told Pauline Kael that her seeming obsession with taboo-violating violent films was tiresome.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:41 PM

    @MattinglysSideburns: He was then shocked to discover he was actually talking to Joan Didion, who also did not vote for Nixon.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12:25 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    Most people don't know this, but Jay Mariotti hit on Gene Siskel's wife at Gene's funeral by asking her to feel his tumor.
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    12:06 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    Secret Homo Of The Year?
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12:05 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    Based on what's going on in the front page, shouldn't he be creepily looking down, instead?
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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    12/07/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    Jon Stewart requests "Crossfire" to stop hurting America

    Now that was some good awkwardness...
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    12/07/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    MARCH
    DirkToberFest loses his virginity at a truck stop outside of Iowa City and finds it 3 months later at a tire shop in Oakland.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/07/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    "hunting little Mexican girls."

    Also the most popular sport on Chipper Jones' ranch.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/07/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    A clean-shaven Saddam Hussein appears in court, and his brother Barack Hussein Obama electrifies the Democratic National Convention.

    Fuckin' Deadspin has gone way downhill. When Leitch left, you guys became a bunch of right-wing conspirators. Total bullshit if you ask me. By the way, if I read another positive review of Going Rogue on this site again, I will stop visiting.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12/07/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    OCTOBER
    Tiger Woods calls mistress to reschedule planned rendezvous on 10/5, suggests getting together on 10/6, or maybe 10/7. Something happens with the Boston Red Sox. Amy Poehler joins Tina Fey on the "Weekend Update" desk. Ashlee Simpson lip-syncs.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/07/09

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    back when Richard Dreyfuss was the biggest movie star in all the land

    He also took the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" from Elliott Gould.
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