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    Image of Hustler of Culture Hustler of Culture
    02:26 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    Jon Stewart requests "Crossfire" to stop hurting America

    Now that was some good awkwardness...
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    01:24 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    MARCH
    DirkToberFest loses his virginity at a truck stop outside of Iowa City and finds it 3 months later at a tire shop in Oakland.
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    Edited by DirkToberFest at 12/07/09 1:24 PM DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01:16 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    "hunting little Mexican girls."

    Also the most popular sport on Chipper Jones' ranch.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    01:14 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    A clean-shaven Saddam Hussein appears in court, and his brother Barack Hussein Obama electrifies the Democratic National Convention.

    Fuckin' Deadspin has gone way downhill. When Leitch left, you guys became a bunch of right-wing conspirators. Total bullshit if you ask me. By the way, if I read another positive review of Going Rogue on this site again, I will stop visiting.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    12:59 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    OCTOBER
    Tiger Woods calls mistress to reschedule planned rendezvous on 10/5, suggests getting together on 10/6, or maybe 10/7. Something happens with the Boston Red Sox. Amy Poehler joins Tina Fey on the "Weekend Update" desk. Ashlee Simpson lip-syncs.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:55 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    back when Richard Dreyfuss was the biggest movie star in all the land

    He also took the title of "Sexiest Man Alive" from Elliott Gould.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:49 PM

    In reply to Decade Retrospective: 2004
    Decade Retrospective: 2005

    Ken Jennings begins his next streak: Completely awesome Deadspin comments under the handle SuperMike5Alive.
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    Image of norbizness norbizness
    12:36 PM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    POT ROAST!
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    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    11:32 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Would this be the first posthumous SHOTY awarded?
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    Image of StevieFranchise StevieFranchise
    11:28 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    How has no one come up with "The Lucky Pierre" game where someone names two guys and figures out who their Lucky Pierre would be?
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    11:23 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Artie thought someone ejaculated all over his bare chest once. Turns out, he just drunkenly drove his car into the Softsoap factory while naked.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11:24 AM

    @Hatey McLife: +1
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    11:25 AM

    @Hatey McLife: That was my all-time favorite episode of Extreme Makeover: Home Edition.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    11:51 AM

    @Hatey McLife: The world's just full of these cleanliness freaks. Why, just the other day I was relieving myself at the local Home Depot and some germophobe apparently brought their own Softsoap into the stall (and spilled it all over the floor, too!) when there was a perfectly good jug of Orange Gojo up on the sink. Weird.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12:02 PM

    @David Hume: There's a big difference between "relieving yourself" and "giving the filipino stock boy a massage."
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    11:23 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Shambolic Hack Of The Year?
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    Image of UpstateUnderdog UpstateUnderdog
    11:21 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    don't forget about his cinematic classic "Beer League"
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    11:18 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    This might be the sort of rock bottom Lange needs to check himself into a remote mountain rehab center, get clean, and never annoy anyone with his terrible comedy again.
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    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    11:15 AM

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Artie Lange
    Artie Lange should win if only because he has somehow made himself more repulsive and in worse shape than 1991 Jimmy the Greek.
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