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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Please put the Artie Lange post up at the top right next to this one, so I can yell at A-Rod's thumbnail, "FINISH THE JOB!"
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    This is a production still from the new Chronicles of Hernia: The Liar, the Bitch, and the (Human Growth) Hormones.
     Reply
    Hit Bull Win Steak was starred Hit Bull Win Steak was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Wow, you know the economy's in bad shape when the $275 Million Man has to take an off-season job as a javelin-thrower in the New York production of Cavalia.
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers
    12/09/09

    @AzureTexan: He auditioned for Equus, but loving just his horse half would have required a few script modifications.
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    AzureTexan promoted this comment ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers was starred ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/09/09

    @ohmygodtheykilledkennyrogers: Yeah, that's the kind of show you see down in Tijuana, two-drink minimum, Chuy can watch your car for free.
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of Vai Sikahe-man Vai Sikahe-man
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Matthew Broderick sheds a tear every time he rolls over in bed.
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo promoted this comment Vai Sikahe-man was starred Vai Sikahe-man was unstarred
    Image of formerly Chief Wahoo formerly Chief Wahoo
    12/09/09

    @Vai Sikahe-man: from a sore ass?
     Reply
    formerly Chief Wahoo was starred formerly Chief Wahoo was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Sure we make fun of A-rod for his Centaur portrait, but no one says a peep about Jokim Noah's Satyr portrait
     Reply
    Edited by HockeyMountain at 12/09/09 11:55 AM HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/09/09

    @HockeyMountain:
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    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of Mitchell Freedman Fan Club Mitchell Freedman Fan Club
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    Despite giving it his best effort, A-Rod's 2009 revival of Zoobilee Zoo failed to gather much support.
     Reply
    Mitchell Freedman Fan Club was starred Mitchell Freedman Fan Club was unstarred
    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    You could have combined a few of these and just said :

    Alex Rodriguez
    Kissed a gift horse in the mouth.
     Reply
    HockeyMountain was starred HockeyMountain was unstarred
    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    No, I'm sorry. We don't vote for dirty centaurs.
     Reply
    ClueHeywood was starred ClueHeywood was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    but the journey to this point was a circuitous one.

    Hey Kids - Big Ben! Parliament!
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of DAULERIO DAULERIO
    12/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Ha. God, I miss Jack...
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    DAULERIO was starred DAULERIO was unstarred
    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    12/09/09

    @DAULERIO: Do people under 30 know/like that movie?
     Reply
    MarkKelsosMigraine was starred MarkKelsosMigraine was unstarred
    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    12/09/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: My family and I are looking for sex.
     Reply
    Weed Against Speed was starred Weed Against Speed was unstarred
    Image of DirkToberFest DirkToberFest
    12/09/09

    @DAULERIO: Hey, A.J.! Happy Birthday!
     Reply
    DirkToberFest was starred DirkToberFest was unstarred
    Image of DennyCrane DennyCrane
    12/09/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Alex Rodriguez
    I still don't understand why you would need batting gloves to throw a spear.
     Reply
    DennyCrane was starred DennyCrane was unstarred
    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    12/08/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    It is this commenter's opinion that if you can say "Roger Ebert can kiss my ass," you are not Roger Ebert.
     Reply
    roland_t_flakfizer was starred roland_t_flakfizer was unstarred
    Image of Phintastic Phintastic
    12/08/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    His new pickup line?

    "Hey Shorty, wanna get with the SHOTY?"
     Reply
    Phintastic was starred Phintastic was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/08/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    Stop lurking yourself. Stop lurking yourself.
     Reply
    Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was starred Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was unstarred
    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    12/08/09

     
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    Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was starred Theodore Donald Kerabatsos was unstarred
    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    12/08/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    "Why do I look so smug? Because I'm not wearing pants."

    — Jay Mariotti
     Reply
    AzureTexan was starred AzureTexan was unstarred
    Image of J-No J-No
    12/08/09

    In reply to 2009 SHOTY Nominee: Jay Mariotti
    I just want to punch him in his smarmy face everytime I see a picture of him. And I have never hit anyone in my life. Fuck this guy.
     Reply
    J-No was starred J-No was unstarred
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