Grierson & Leitch's Year In Review: The Year's Best Scenes

Yes, many people are already writing their Top 10 movie lists for 2012. We're saving ours for the last week of the year, but while we wait for this full, rich, and weird movie year to end, we're going to start looking back at certain highlights. Today, it's our favorite individual scenes. » 12/04/12 6:05pm 12/04/12 6:05pm

Good News, Mark Sanchez: You Still Have One Fan In The NFL. Bad News:…

Braylon Edwards, who is currently a useless member of the Seattle Seahwaks, used to be semi-relevant when he played for the New York Jets. As such, Edwards has strong opinions about the current state of the Jets franchise, specifically the struggles of Mark "Buttfumble" Sanchez. » 12/04/12 11:16am 12/04/12 11:16am

Grierson & Leitch's Year In Review: The Best Forgotten Performances

Yes, many people are already writing their Top 10 movie lists for 2012. We're saving ours for the last week of the year, but while we wait for this full, rich, and weird movie year to end, we're going to start looking back at certain highlights. Today, it's our favorite performances that won't be rewarded come Oscar… » 11/27/12 5:04pm 11/27/12 5:04pm

The Grierson & Leitch Endorsements: Our Best Movie Presidents

In the spirit of Election Day, we here at Grierson & Leitch headquarters have decided to do our own formal endorsements. These are our full-throated endorsements of the cinematic candidates who have shown they have the fortitude and judgment to lead this great land. » 11/06/12 5:15pm 11/06/12 5:15pm

One Greek Soccer Team Needed A Sponsor, And A Brothel Saved The Day

American sports fans know that sponsorship deals can occasionally veer into the realm of the unfortunate—Enron Field, anyone?—but enlisting the deep pockets of a brothel isn't something we'll likely see here any time soon. One amateur soccer team in Greece, though, had no other choice and needed to turn to the local,… » 10/18/12 10:00am 10/18/12 10:00am

Danica Patrick's Days As A Spokeswoman For Go Daddy May Be Numbered

Might Go Daddy have to sign up another attractive, underachieving female athlete for its next round of Super Bowl advertisements this February? That might be the case, as it appears Danica Patrick and the controversial web hosting provider look to be on the outs at the moment. » 10/18/12 9:30am 10/18/12 9:30am

ESPN Personalities Shill For Penny-Auction Site, Despite The Worldwide…

I don't know if penny-auction site SkoreIt.com is a scam, but googling "skoreit scam" returns about 21,000 results, most of them from sites like RipoffReport, ComplaintsBoard, ScamBook, and FindTheScam. » 12/16/11 11:00am 12/16/11 11:00am

ESPN Will Now Attempt To Be Kind Of Honest About Its Personalities'…

The ESPN transparency project, otherwise known as the giving of a different name to public relations, otherwise known as "Front Row," released the company's new endorsement policies last week and came out with a list of its commentators' "endorsement relationships" this morning. We documented a fair number of these… » 4/18/11 7:30pm 4/18/11 7:30pm

Football Writers Of America Feverishly Honing Their Wittiest "Troy vs.…

Clay Matthews signed a one-year endorsement deal today. It's with Unilever's Suave brand. Matthews' "marketing agent" Ryan Williams said it involves pre- and post-Super Bowl appearances. And a whole lot of groovy questions about Troy Polamalu's mane as well. » 1/26/11 9:00pm 1/26/11 9:00pm

Michael Vick Wants To Sell You A Nissan

He's not getting paid for this, his first post-comeback endorsement. So shop at Woodbury Nissan with a clear conscience. Just try not to back over a dog in the driveway with your new car. That would just be awkward for everyone involved. » 12/15/10 6:00pm 12/15/10 6:00pm

Five Guys Is Good, Just Ask Phil Mickelson

Remember how Phil Mickelson wouldn't stop prattling on about Five Guys last week at The Players? "Best burger I've ever had," he said. Yeah, turns out Lefty owns rights to Five Guys franchises in Orange County. [Sports Biz, via WUP] » 5/12/10 10:15am 5/12/10 10:15am

Washed-Up Coach Reduced To Shamelessly Peddling Crap On Twitter

Judging by his Twitter account, Florida Atlantic's Mike Jarvis is now a celebrity spokesman for something called the EnergyCare Dream Pillow, which apparently worked so well for Jarvis that he slept through an entire basketball season. [@coachmikejarvis] » 5/11/10 5:15pm 5/11/10 5:15pm

LT's Weight Loss Spokesman Replacement Has A Little Less Star Power

Lawrence Taylor is accused of doing some Very Bad Things. That means he's not allowed to tell us how he lost 35 pounds (results not typical) on Nutrisystem. Now pinch hitting: Matt Stairs. » 5/07/10 12:30pm 5/07/10 12:30pm

Michael Phelps' Sacred Mission: To Sell Japanese Cars In China

Michael Phelps Inc.™® is returning to Beijing, this time to provide every man, woman and child with a brand new car. Expect gas here to be $9 per gallon by next year. » 1/05/09 1:00pm 1/05/09 1:00pm