Those MLB Net Guys Have All The Fun: Eric Byrnes Jacks Up Harold…

The fun starts 25 seconds in, when Harold Reynolds takes to a stool on MLB Net's giant Secaucus field of dreams. Byrnes is there to explain what Rockies left fielder Charlie Blackmon should have done to the nuisances in the Cubs bullpen who obstructed him on a pop-up. Reynolds is his prop. Byrnes blindsides him like » 6/29/11 5:05pm 6/29/11 5:05pm

Eric Byrnes and Conor Jackson ... They're Cops!

The Diamondbacks are still working hard to market Eric Byrnes as the funny, freewheeling surfer dude who just happens to play baseball for $10 mil a year. Thus we have The Eric Byrnes Show » 9/17/08 5:30pm 9/17/08 5:30pm, which is carried on FSN Arizona. A recent promotion for the show proves that it may be more entertaining than Dbacks games…

Eric Byrnes Can Tolerate Men Staring At His Junk

We haven't heard much from Diamondbacks outfielder Eric Byrnes in the offseason, but we can only guarantee it was something EXTREME AND WHOLLY UNPREDICTABLE! ZIGGITY SWISH! He's back this year, and his Diamondbacks were among the first to be drug tested. Byrnes is absolutely comfortable with the process, even if it… » 3/02/08 2:20pm 3/02/08 2:20pm

Eric Byrnes Showed Up To The Set On Time, At Least

All right, so we understand that it's kind of cool to be able to active athletes on your studio preview shows during the postseason, because they're not playing anymore and don't have much to do. The Blue Jays' Vernon Wells was on a couple of days ago, and we enjoyed him, though it was odd to watch Peter Gammons —… » 10/05/06 12:45pm 10/05/06 12:45pm

With Nothing Between Sanity And Madness But A Thin Layer of Polyester

In truth, Kellia Ramares is dangerously obsessed. The middle-aged woman from Berkeley, Calif. has an unlikely fixation on Diamondbacks outfielder Eric Byrnes, in a way that prompted us recently to purchase an extra deadbolt for our back door, for no real tangible reason, just because. But as Ramares herself points… » 6/01/06 12:45pm 6/01/06 12:45pm