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New Mouth Guard Is Effective, And Most Importantly, Stylish
Look closely the next time Eric Byrnes steps in the batter's box. Focus in on his face, examine his mouth. Do you see it? Um no, I refuse to do this. Next question? More »
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Comment by Pantsless Hanggliding: All hail the Purple Power I've had more than enough of Grimace's cruel reign, what with the purges, the disappearances and... 9 Responses | Other threads
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Eric Byrnes and Conor Jackson ... They're Cops!
The Diamondbacks are still working hard to market Eric Byrnes as the funny, freewheeling surfer dude who just happens to play baseball for $10 mil a year. Thus we have The Eric Byrnes Show, which is carried on FSN Arizona. A recent promotion for the show proves that it may be more entertaining than Dbacks games themselves, as Byrnes and Conor Jackson get their Starsky and Hutch on in a remake of the Beastie Boys Sabotage video. "It doesn't have to be this way!" Video following the jump. More »
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Comment by Gourmet Spud: ...as Byrnes and Conor Jackson get their Starsky and Hutch on... Was Starsky and Hutch the one about gay cowboys? 2 Responses | Other threads
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Eric Byrnes Can Tolerate Men Staring At His Junk
We haven't heard much from Diamondbacks outfielder Eric Byrnes in the offseason, but we can only guarantee it was something EXTREME AND WHOLLY UNPREDICTABLE! ZIGGITY SWISH! He's back this year, and his Diamondbacks were among the first to be drug tested. Byrnes is absolutely comfortable with the process, even if it means a stranger's prying eyes on his yambag. More »
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By sussmanComment by shawnkemp40: I think they are just there to count the number of shakes. And is he wearing Chucks on the catwalk? more » | Other threads
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wacky kayak reporters
Maybe it's because Eric Byrnes is just too IN YOUR FACE for the studio. Maybe Fox Sports is afraid his energy and enthusiasm could, at any given moment, blow away Jeanne Zelasko's carbon-fiber wig. Either way, the Arizona Diamondbacks centerfielder, who plays analyst when his team no longer plays baseball, will report on the All-Star game from a kayak in McCovey Cove outside the stadium. EXTREME! [The Smittblog]
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By sussmanComment by Athletic Supporter: @Baba Ojé: That game never took place!! *fingers in ears* lalalalalalalalala more » | Other threads
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Eric Byrnes' Hair Isn't The Problem: YOU ARE
So let's get this straight: Eric Byrnes shows up to the set of a national televised broadcast looking like this, and he thinks people aren't going to talk about how stupid he looks? More » -
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Eric Byrnes Showed Up To The Set On Time, At Least
All right, so we understand that it's kind of cool to be able to active athletes on your studio preview shows during the postseason, because they're not playing anymore and don't have much to do. The Blue Jays' Vernon Wells was on a couple of days ago, and we enjoyed him, though it was odd to watch Peter Gammons — Christ, it's so good to have that guy back — talk about how much money Wells is going to make as a free agent this offseason as Wells sat there, doing everything he could to resist the urge to do cartwheels. More »
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By LeitchComment by teaser mare: I watched the telecast, and Byrnes was asked to put into words his feelings about Derek Jeter. I nearly puked... more » | Other threads
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With Nothing Between Sanity And Madness But A Thin Layer of Polyester
In truth, Kellia Ramares is dangerously obsessed. The middle-aged woman from Berkeley, Calif. has an unlikely fixation on Diamondbacks outfielder Eric Byrnes, in a way that prompted us recently to purchase an extra deadbolt for our back door, for no real tangible reason, just because. But as Ramares herself points out, she has absolutely nothing on Buck Canyon.
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Comment by Dweeze: If he isn't he should be. Every Ohio prison should have an OSU good will ambassador. more » | Other threads
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baseball
Life, Surfing, and Eric Byrnes
Arizona Diamondbacks outfielder Eric Byrnes may have thought he was being more or less inconspicuous while watching the Maverick's Surf Contest just south of San Francisco on Tuesday, but hey, our spies are everywhere these days, even at the beach in February. Byrnes, an avid surfer who has a home near the contest site in the California coastal town of Half Moon Bay, was on hand to watch South African Grant Baker win the competition at Pillar Point, a former top-secret area which is now Northern California's most famed big-wave surf break. More »
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Comment by kirklandj: Byrnes was actually reporting for local sports talk radio KNBR 680 in SF from Mavericks. Yeah he was getting... more » | Other threads
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mlb.com blogs
Today In MLB Blogs
Most of the blogs here are harmless drivel, but occasionally we trip over one that scares us, quite frankly. In reading Down the Left Field Line; Life, Baseball and Eric Byrnes, we felt kind of the same way we did when seeing Fatal Attractionfor the first time. A little sorry for the rabbit and ultimately glad that Glenn Close didn't have our address. More »
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