@UkraineNotWeak: Reminds me of that one Curb Your Enthusiasm when Larry created an uncomfortable scene by unnecessarily confronting someone about a trivial issue. #fin
Basically the top ten stories were all about somebody getting fucked one way or another, except the Ted Williams costume guy, who just got a little head. #fin
@ClintonPortishead: I saw it as more an addendum. I'm going to let it slide. For some reason, as tiny of an orb as I may be in the Deadspin galaxy, I still feel my opinion has merit. #mediameltdowns
You didn't hear it from me, but rumor has it that Chris McKendry carried on a purely sexual affair with a copier in the office.
People often wondered why she didn't have an assistant to her copying. That is until the custodial staff had to pry her snizz away from the corner of the copier with a crowbar and a bottle of WD40. #erikkuselias
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That was awesome. #fin
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@mmangold12: awesome. #erikkuselias
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Thanks for the clarification though, bro. #mediameltdowns
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/shoe-on-other-foot #erikkuselias
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Cause we were up all night doin' it! #erikkuselias
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404 Error - FILE SIZE OVERFLOW #erikkuselias
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People often wondered why she didn't have an assistant to her copying. That is until the custodial staff had to pry her snizz away from the corner of the copier with a crowbar and a bottle of WD40. #erikkuselias
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The SC anchor lady just did a little update on the Phillips situation. Nothing new, but she sounded like she was about to cry.
Jealous? #erikkuselias