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Jefferson Tardship
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
One of the more unique experiences in my life was taking the teacups at Disneyland... on Vicodin.
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David Hume
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
In November, I did a little Versus, The Weekend - Floyd Landis, Darius Kasparaitis and I flipped through the May 1992 Penthouse while sharing a bottle of Senator's Club vodka we found in a dumpster behind the local Six Flags.

Fvcking ruled.
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Hatey McLife
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
the coup de grace: the Teacup ride.

WTF? Just hand in your balls.
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ScientificMapp
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
So not only does Buster almost hurl, then when he gets home, his nanny waves at Buster Jr. and then hangs herself from the roof.
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Doyle McPoyle
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
I swear that everything I have eaten in my 45 years on this earth was gathering at the core of my stomach

I'd be pretty cranky if I'd never taken a shit in my life, too.
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Pete Gaines
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
Buster Olney can't handle the stomach-churning XTREME thrills of Dumbo The Flying Elephant and Peter Pan's Flight? Somehow this seems logical.
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Juancho
03/02/09

@Pete Gaines: dude, that's so not XTREME.

/H&K'd
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Mr. Randy Watson
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
Olney's son is Michael Jai White?

/Obligatory
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Juancho
03/02/09

@Mr. Randy Watson: you Violator, that's nerdlicious!
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Shakey
03/02/09

In reply to ESPN "The Weekend" Not Much Fun For Bristoloids This Year — Especially Buster Olney (UPDATE)
I let my wife take the rest of the rides, for the rest of the day, with her spawn

Poor Buster Olney has to raise Shawn Kemp's children.
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Bobby Big Wheel
02/28/09

In reply to Kurt Warner And Tim Tebow Finally Hook Up
I haven't read Dave Barry in a while, but at least in the '90s he was both prolific and hilarious. Reilly hasn't written near as many books as him.
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