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    ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops

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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Jared is truly that rare individual who has the power to unite us all.
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    Image of ArkansasFred ArkansasFred
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    It's better than Ronald from the subway, who tries to throw pee on people during the morning rush.
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    Image of Bunkie Perkins Bunkie Perkins
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Jared, do ducks eat for free at Subway?
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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    01/29/09

    @Bunkie Perkins: If so, they would really like some Sun Chips.
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    Image of awall25 awall25
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    I was on a flight from ATL to LA with Jared once. He was literally on the phone until the last possible moment and was immediately back on it again as soon as we landed.


    Here's a couple quotes I overheard.


    "Yeah, we're gonna meet up and share a hamburger." - This is the real secret to weight loss.


    "It's awesome in first class, they already brought me some sun chips and a diet coke."


    I also have a friend of a friend who's sister slept with him at a subway convention, which apparently exists, and he said "Your vagina is awesome" during the act.


    Anyways, eat fresh.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/29/09

    @awall25: Subway Deleted Scenes?
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    Image of Stev D Stev D
    01/29/09

    @awall25: +1. This is why I like the internet.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/29/09

    @awall25: +1 for tying in your last two sentences so beautifully.
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Is Football Scientist KC Joyner the relative who gave Flo Jo all her roids?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    They were planning on having Billy Mays appear, but due to recent cutbacks at ESPN, the Caps Lock keys on all keyboards at HQ have been removed and sold.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Is Jared wearing those Buddy Holly glasses in honor of The Day The Music Died, or is he just a douche?
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/29/09

    @MarkKelsosMigraine: Nobody knows this, but in his spare time, he wears tight girl pants, listens to She & Him, and tinkers with his fixed gear bike.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    @Katni: Not Lisa Loeb?
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    As long as that member you're chatting with doesn't belong to Culpepper. If it is, watch out for syphillis.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    The choices for ESPN Chats are really submarining..
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    I'm lost without "Suggested Chat Questions".
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    Image of Katni Katni
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Oooh! I have a question for Jared! How in the FUCK have you managed to parlay eating sandwiches into- what, 10 years now?- of fame and ubiquity? How??? I eat sandwiches every day. I must know your secret.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Oooh! Oooh! Jared, over here! I have a question:


    Heads or tails?

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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Jared was actually a better looking man when he was morbidly obese.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Jared from Subway and the Detroit Lions? Makes sense. Both waited far too long to drop dead weight.


    /try the veal

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    01/29/09

    In reply to ESPN Chat Is Clearly Pulling Out All The Stops
    Another "MORE MEAT" shouting match?
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