"The best teams hit about 70% of their shots on the eight-foot tables. That's like pitching a quarter into a parking meter slot seven times out of 10."
Except my analogy describes something roughly 8,300% more difficult.
Reilly, you brainless scumbag, you're supposed in Vegas covering the National District Attorney's Conference, I rented a suite at the Flamingo. Everything has been arranged. Now, what are you doing at a beer pong tournament?
@Jews For Purple Jesus: If the pigs were gathering in Vegas, I felt the drug culture should be represented as well. And there was a certain bent appeal in the notion of running a savage burn on one Las Vegas hotel, and then just wheeling across town and checking into another. Me and a thousand ranking cops from all over America. Why not? Move confidently into their midst.
I said it on a different thread, and i'll say it again. Fuck you Reilly, fuck you for ruining beer pong by liking it. Fuck you for writing about it, fuck you for watching your kids engage in it, and fuck you because i'm sure if you ever played, you'd blow or finger a spinner. Fuck you.
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Except my analogy describes something roughly 8,300% more difficult.
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Reilly's got a 5 head?
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/ Manny, SNL, and/or reality show reference
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Beer pong involves, you know, fucking paddles. And one beer per corner.
Jesus Fucking Christ on a bike.
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What the fuck's the point?
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