Comment by StanGable: You're both wrong. Everyone knows "Night Rocker" is the German national anthem 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UpstateUnderdog: This catch phrase needs to go away until ESPN televises the World Series of Craps. Also, I recommend reading "Bringing Down... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by schultz_knows_nothing: "..the line is inapplicable to virtually any situation that does not involve a baseball player named Willy." Vicente Shiancoe disagrees. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Starburied: More like Wimble-done! /ba-dum chh 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UkraineNotWeak: BTW, you should read through the comments to discover what truly awful commenting is all about. Dreadful stuff. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UkraineNotWeak: I expect a late 70s Billy Joel reference within the first hour. 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ScientificMapp: The centerfold: a nude Randy Johnson, covering his junk with a vinyl copy of "Vagabonds of the Western World." 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by MarkKelsosMigraine: Seriously, I watch a lot of SportsCenter. As opposed to Dash's previous life where he had to study Jenna Loves Pain... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by One Sack, Two Sack: Who are your top five "Brothers"? I've gotta put Coen Brothers at the top. 1. Coen Brothers2. Blues Brothers3. Brothers Grimm4. Farrelly... 10 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Torgo's Executive Powder: Robin Ventura, Keith Moreland, Morgan Ensberg, and every other living human who played third base between 1984 and 2006. Ken Caminiti... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Kid Canada: This is right before Moises Alou gets smushed by a jet engine in leftfield. 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: They could save a lot of money if they didn't employ the following people to do meaningless tasks: -Shaquille O'Neal -Lebron James -Carmelo... 2 Responses | Other threads

Comment by ClueHeywood: Just more hatchet journalism from Bob "Win The" Raissman and Phil "Iditarod Mush Mush" Mushnik. Jesus! 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by CCSABBATICAL: And now for the obligatory, "Lets Bone, Linda Cohn" comment. 8 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Deadliest Crotch: Actual Theismann quote: "Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein." 'Nuff... 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Cherokee Parks Was Misunderstood: Somewhere Stuart Scott is saying, "But I was supposed to be the Black, non-Jewish version of Chris Berman. FUCK!... 3 Responses | Other threads

Comment by dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: Jon Barry may stink at video games but Chris Bermans pwns dudes in Leisure Suit Larry. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by wonderlic---myballs: I heard Chris McKendry was living in a single room with three other individuals. One of them was a male and... 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by THE MENTALIST!: NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED IF CARMELLO ANTHONY WAS STILL BANGING SIMON REX. THE MENTALIST TUESDAY MORNINGS ON CBS: LIKE... 21 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UkraineNotWeak: There really must be nothing to do in Maine and South Carolina. 6 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Karlifornia: Roberts I'd have sex with, in order of preference: 1)Julia 2)Eric 3)Selena 9 Responses | Other threads

Comment by UkraineNotWeak: Anyone can have a blog these days. Doesn't mean I have to pay attention to it. 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I don't have time listen to that. How tall is he that he qualifies as a giant? 1 Responses | Other threads

Comment by X-tacle: Now that they have kissed, the two special needs children are eagerly awaiting the child-delivering stork. 11 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Her?: Can someone with html skill insert a picture of Sam the Eagle here? I want to know which of the... 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Juancho: I have no audio at work...WTF is that, muscle? 5 Responses | Other threads

Comment by VTBen: Dammit I was at the liquor store when this all went down! Moral of the story: never go to the liquor... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by PenskeMaterial: Someone should tell Erin that Bill Cosby isn't actually a doctor. That was just his character on the show. 7 Responses | Other threads

Comment by Raddy21: I run into him here in D.C. I'm a yr older than him and he is awesome. More power to... 4 Responses | Other threads

Comment by OchentaYcinco: I get people on here having EA fatigue, but reading these comments, are we really at the point where we're... 13 Responses | Other threads