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    George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
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    Image of Storming the Floor Storming the Floor
    02/06/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    As a freelance writer, I guess I'm one of those "contractors" they're talking about. The part I don't get about that is: I don't use any of ESPN's brick-and-mortar facilities or draw any benefits. How is that I'm the $ drain that needs to be cut?


    I hear Berman leaves the faucets open in the restroom all the time. Maybe he should go.

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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    If Emmitt is let go he can get to work on his "Jump to Contusion" mat.
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    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    Reading between the lines I assume ESPN will continue to hold the rights to but not actually broadcast Champions League games. I much prefer some basketball game played in the 70's over top notch soccer any day.
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    Image of Dany Heatley Speedwagon Dany Heatley Speedwagon
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    Guess they never solved that minority retention problem then. Illegals always work cheaper. ESPN Deportes saw record profits I'm sure.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    In an effort to raise revenue, the cost of an Ed Werder mustache ride will increase to 10 cents.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    I haven't witnessed a more motivating speech used to rally the troops since the beginning of Patton.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    There goes the team that makes Michele Bonner presentable each night on camera. She's been switched to ESPN Radio only.
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    Image of Mitchell Freedman Fan Club Mitchell Freedman Fan Club
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    In another cost cutting move, The Schwab's vintage throwback jerseys will be replaced with a collection of "19-0" and "Tampa Bay World Champions" t-shirts.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    Other cost cutting moves:
    4. Reducing Chris Berman's daily cold cut allowance from ten pounds to six.
    5. Eliminating subsidies for Skip Bayless's sunless tanning cream.
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    Image of Brazil Thrill Brazil Thrill
    01/28/09

    @ClueHeywood:

    6. Replace Rick Reilly with one thousand monkeys and one thousand typewriters.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    You're with me, layoffs.
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    with the objective of eliminating redundancies and creating a more efficient organization centered around functional expertise


    In other words, get ready people. Chris Mortensen and Emmitt Smiff are coming to an unemployment line near you!
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    Image of MattinglysSideburns MattinglysSideburns
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    When I last spoke on ITK back in November.


    I Touched Kornheiser?

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    Image of EditorOfTheDailyFaberian EditorOfTheDailyFaberian
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    the construction of Building 13


    Well, that doesn't sound creepy at all.

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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/28/09

    @EditorOfTheDailyFaberian: That's where a team of crack scientists works around the clock to maintain Mel Kiper's hair.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    A review of lines of business to determine those that require further investment and those that should be downsized or discontinued.


    "Call legal, see if there's any way we can avoid paying a 5 year, $10 million contract to a guy who writes 800 words a week."

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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    01/28/09

    In reply to George Bodenheimer Reminds Bristol Of The Wintry Economic Climate We're In
    Downsizing is one thing, but cutting off the bottom half of your face is completely ridiculous.
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    Image of combat chuck combat chuck
    01/28/09

    @crazyjoedavola: I have a friend who looks exactly like the top half of this guy's face.
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