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    Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    The mysterious partygoer then instructed Matt to "grab a brew, they don't cost nothin."
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    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    I would figure he was probably more angry when he realized his date was a tranny.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    Sounds like the calling card of Gary Miller.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    I believe that move is called "Storming the Cassel."
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    Image of supermike5alive supermike5alive
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    R KELLY SDID ITS HAHA
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    Image of André Roussimoff André Roussimoff
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    Can't wait for more uses of the "MATT CASSEL WAS PEED ON" tag.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    Dude, I gotta piss like a horseface. Racehorse!
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    I'm surprised no one made an R. Kelly joke yet!


    /don't you people read before you post?

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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/02/09

    @Civil Negligence: I bet Brady Quinn wouldn't read the comments before he posts.


    Because he's gay. Get it?

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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    02/02/09

    @Weed Against Speed: @Civil Negligence: I was just about to make the same joke about people who make jokes about R. Kelly.


    But thankfully, I read the posts first.


    Can we also include Shiancoe along with Brady Quinn, in terms of no more jokes?

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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/02/09

    @Civil Negligence: Hey, in my defense, I'm a total and utter hack.
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    Image of Sir Hotbod Handsomeface Sir Hotbod Handsomeface
    02/02/09

    @Back to Azian Zero: One of the pillars that deadspin was built on was the beating of dead barbaros.


    That said, READ BEFORE COMMENTING!


    +1 CN

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    Someone should piss on Santonio Holmes...cause he was on fire!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
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    Image of Chuck Knoblockhead Chuck Knoblockhead
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    Looks like Mike Tomlin wasn't the only one to be showered with a yellow liquid yesterday.
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    Image of William Sapphire and Tonic William Sapphire and Tonic
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    I tried that on Ray Lewis one time. Boy was that a mistake!
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    02/02/09

    @One Sack, Two Sack: So they do have WiFi in the Great Beyond. Super!
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    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    In the guy's defense, apparently Cassell had just made a joke about how Erin Andrews was so hot that he'd let her pee on him.
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    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    He might have been peed on, but at least he avoided the sack
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/02/09

    @Boom! Turducken!: +2
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    Image of Civil Negligence Civil Negligence
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    ..then consider Matt Cassel Miles Davis!
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    02/02/09

    @Civil Negligence: Huh? What?
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    Image of StanGable StanGable
    02/02/09

    In reply to Matt Cassel Got A Little Wet At The ESPN Party
    That wasn't pee.


    - Chris Haley

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    Image of Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game Don't Hate Azian Zero, Hate the Game
    02/02/09

    @StanGable: Please tell me you meant to say Charles Haley.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/02/09

    @Back to Azian Zero: Do you know who else was notorious for pissing on people? Alex Haley.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/02/09

    @Weed Against Speed: The Roots of the tree of freedom must from time to time be refreshed with the pee of sports journalists.
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