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    Image of Katni Katni
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    That's the fanciest wrist guard I've ever seen. At least she's vigilant about preventing carpal tunnel while she's at work.
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    Image of Starburied Starburied
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    There hasn't been this much of a pussy cover up since Ronaldo was caught with that tranny hooker in Brazil.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/03/09

    @Starburied: I thought that was Ronaldinho.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    There can't be that many people watching ESPNU.


    That's better

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    Image of Underpants Gnome Underpants Gnome
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    How does one end up with a darker tan on their nether-regions than on their forearms?
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/03/09

    @Underpants Gnome: By laying in the sun and jacking off 2 dudes under canopies.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    05/03/09

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    Black nail polish? Well this certainly isn't a girl you could bring home to Mom.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    ESPNU


    Must be Melissa Stark's College Diary.

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    Image of Monchhichi Monchhichi
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    For some reason I thought John Clayton would need two hands to cover his junk.
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    05/03/09

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    That reminds me... I haven't gone bowling in a while.
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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    05/03/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: It reminds me I haven't had sex in a while.


    /Sheds tear.

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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/03/09

    @Chamomiles Davis: It's round, has three holes, and you put your fingers into it.
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    Image of I Party With Smoot I Party With Smoot
    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    THAT'S the screencap we get? Reader Brian, you suck.
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    05/03/09

    In reply to ESPNU/Time Warner Cable Experiencing Technical Difficulties, Porn (NSFW)
    So that's what Stacey Dales is doing now.
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