Ethan Albright Is In Fact Able To Walk Upright

As Madden 07 obsessives know, Washington Redskins lineman and ginger kid Ethan Albright is the lowest-rated player in the game, with a rating that barely gives him enough aptitude to stand up and walk in something resembling a straight line. We have wondered if Albright knows about this, or cares, and even though we… » 10/13/06 12:00pm 10/13/06 12:00pm