​Where Did the Question Mark Go

It was sort of interesting to learn a little while ago that people have decided to start attaching huge significance to whether or not a sentence in a text or chat or other short message ends in a period. Sort of. » 10/30/14 10:25am 10/30/14 10:25am

Do Not Wear A Suit With Shorts

Men's shorts are OK. (Women's shorts are also OK, but they are much more obviously OK, and not what we are talking about.) Summers get hot around this part of the solar system; why swaddle those vast swaths of leg-skin behind fabric when you could use them, sensibly, to radiate your body's internal (and rising) heat? » 6/09/14 5:07pm 6/09/14 5:07pm

Does Legal Weed Make A Good Office Gift?

Time for your weekly edition of the Deadspin Funbag. Got something on your mind? Email the Funbag. Today, we're covering ex-girlfriend sweaters, the metric system, dead tree porn, and more. » 2/04/14 2:20pm 2/04/14 2:20pm

Fuck You, "Stay Classy"

Sometimes, the internet is just a big race to get the first quip in before anyone else. In comment sections everywhere (including Deadspin's—especially Deadspin's), it's about proving your wit. And that's perfectly all right! But for every comment that elicits laughs, there are 100 awful, lazy, garbage-ass comments… » 12/20/13 3:12pm 12/20/13 3:12pm

When Should You Tweet At An Athlete? A Guide To Not Being A Dick

The Minnesota Golden Gophers upended the No. 24 Nebraska Cornhuskers on Saturday, giving Minnesota its first win over the Cornhuskers since 1960. The game also gave us the following teachable moment: » 10/27/13 11:00am 10/27/13 11:00am

How To Drink At Weddings Without Making An Ass Of Yourself

I'm going to a wedding in Delaware in a few weeks, because aren't we all. I was very excited about this adventure when I thought Delaware was in the South—I've never been to the South—but it turns out Delaware's just off to the right of Maryland. So now I'm merely regular excited, because even though the wedding will… » 7/26/13 1:00pm 7/26/13 1:00pm

Do You Deserve That Foul Ball? Consult This Handy Chart

There's some impassioned debate going on in the comments on the post about the couple in Texas failing to surrender a foul ball to the weeping child beside them. What are the real rules, here? Possession is nine-tenths of the law? Children first? What's the right thing to do to avoid the censure of Michael Kay and… » 4/26/12 5:14pm 4/26/12 5:14pm