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New York, 7:23 PM
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chris Berman. I was getting blow jobs from PAs when you will still trying to figure out the rules of Duck Duck Goose."
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    Image of metroville metroville
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    Nice of Berman to pick Evan up at the airport.
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    Dan Rather feels your pain, Boomer. Imagine Dan's outrage when Lee Harvey Oswald shot at JFK and not him!
     Reply
    Edited by Bobby Big Wheel at 07/16/09 4:16 PM Bobby Big Wheel was starred Bobby Big Wheel was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    You're with me plaid skirt. No? Okay.

    You're with me business coat. No? Okay

    You're with me backwards cap. No? okay

    You're with me orange crowd control pole. SCORE!
     Reply
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    don't say "inside the Evan Longoria Parker."
    don't say "inside the Evan Longoria Parker."
    don't say "inside the Evan Longoria Parker."
    don't say "inside the Evan Longoria Parker."
     Reply
    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    Wow! He has one chin for every decade he has been in the business.
     Reply
    sir_pantsalot was starred sir_pantsalot was unstarred
    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    That is so rude, so GOD DAMN RUDE! HASN'T ANYONE HERE WORKED FOR THE PAPARAZZI BEFORE?
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/16/09

    In reply to Berman Playfully Miffed Over Being Snubbed By TMZ Camera Assassins
    Berman then looked directly into the camera and said "Black Eyed Peas producer Will.I.Am is a faggot."
     Reply
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    Image of ClickClickThud ClickClickThud
    07/14/09

    In reply to How Does One Get An Infected Finger?
    Infected? Is it oozing blue pus like Tony Romo's tongue?
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    Image of Silky John-STON! Silky John-STON!
    07/14/09

    In reply to How Does One Get An Infected Finger?
    I heard you can give him a broken finger too, if you punch him in the nose.
     Reply
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    Image of Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah!
    07/14/09

    In reply to How Does One Get An Infected Finger?
    if it was an infected wrist, forearm and elbow, then I'd tell Longoria to stop hanging out with Audrey Hollander.
     Reply
    Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! was starred Get Him A Body Bag, Yeah! was unstarred
    Image of sir_pantsalot sir_pantsalot
    07/14/09

    In reply to How Does One Get An Infected Finger?
    If you end with a clockwise swirl on some of Clememns old road beef you will be lucky to come away with only one infected finger.
     Reply
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    07/14/09

    In reply to How Does One Get An Infected Finger?
    I hope this guy "Fected" at least got a dinner from Longoria first.
     Reply
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