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Here's Everton's Ross Barkley Dribbling 75 Yards And Scoring A Goal

So, Everton are playing Newcastle today, and midway through the first half, the Magpies took a corner kick that was cleared to Everton's young midfielder Ross Barkley. Then Barkley dribbled all the way down the right by himself, cut left inside the box through Newcastle defenders, and roofed a shot past the keeper. » 3/25/14 5:35pm 3/25/14 5:35pm

Tim Howard Gets Red Card To End Everton's 2013 Unbeaten Home Record

Everton only needed to win or draw each of their last two matches at Goodison Park this year to go all of 2013 unbeaten at home. Their match against Southampton on Sunday was always going to be difficult to navigate, but today the Blues, in fourth place, hosted last-place Sunderland in what was expected to be a gimme.… » 12/26/13 2:07pm 12/26/13 2:07pm

No One Has Any Idea What Is Going On In The Premier League

European leagues were on hiatus during the international break for World Cup qualifiers, and so today was the first chance we all got to see the new Premier League since the close of the record-breaking transfer window that saw an ungodly amount of money and men move in, out, and around England. It was our first… » 9/14/13 5:02pm 9/14/13 5:02pm

Soccer Fans' Chant At Player Who Temporarily Left Match During Play:…

During Monday night's 0-0 English Premier League draw between Everton and Southampton, Southampton midfielder Jason Puncheon briefly left the pitch during the action and vanished into the tunnel, only to return a short time later. Upon his return, the hometown fans eloquently serenaded Puncheon with their best guess… » 1/22/13 11:25am 1/22/13 11:25am

Everton Fans Would Be Happy To Take Some NFL Replacement Referees Off…

While two different goal-line technologies are approved for use by the world's top soccer organizations, neither are implemented in the English Premier League yet—the limeys electing to stick with the power of the human eye for the time being. That's unfortunate, because EPL assistant referees are blind as bats.… » 9/18/12 9:00am 9/18/12 9:00am

Tony Hibbert's First Career Goal Leads To An All-Out Celebration Riot

Defender Tony Hibbert was born in Merseyside, home to Everton FC, in 1981. He won a championship with Everton's youth club in 1998 and has played with the English Premier League team since 2001. But the most critical thing you have to know about Tony Hibbert is that he had never scored a goal. Ever. » 8/08/12 9:05pm 8/08/12 9:05pm

Manchester United Blew A Two-Goal Lead With Ten Minutes Left To Hold…

A win over Everton today would have virtually assured Manchester United yet another Premier League championship—and given the Red Devils were playing at home against a team that has never beaten them in the EPL hasn't won an EPL match at Old Trafford in 20 years, it should have been a lock. » 4/22/12 11:00am 4/22/12 11:00am

A Madman Handcuffed Himself To The Goal During The Everton-Manchester…

We've no clue the protest this man is engineering (his t-shirt says something about Irish airline Ryanair) but the Everton-Man City match was put on hold for about five minutes as police attempted to unchain this hooligan from the goal. It's a good thing he chose the opposite end from Tim Howard; we have a feeling… » 1/31/12 4:00pm 1/31/12 4:00pm