Evgeni Malkin Beats Tampa Bay Lightning

Evgeni Malkin scored or assisted on every goal for the Penguins today in a 4-3 win over the Tampa Bay Lightning. Malkin tied the game and gave Pittsburgh a one-goal lead with two goals in five minutes late in the third period. Nevertheless, the Lightning forced overtime with just over a minute left in the game. Malkin… » 3/22/14 4:55pm 3/22/14 4:55pm

Evgeni Malkin Instagram Best

Penguins center and Russia's most eligible bachelor Evgeni Malkin has been on Instagram for an entire year. We regret that we've only now made this discovery. » 10/24/13 6:02pm 10/24/13 6:02pm

Did Evgeni Malkin Miss Last Night's Game Because Of A Sunburn?

No. That did not actually happen. But for a while there Saturday evening, it sure looked like it might actually be the reason Malkin would miss Pittsburgh's game against the Florida Panthers. » 4/14/13 3:45pm 4/14/13 3:45pm

The NHL Barely Dodged A Putin-Backed Russian Mutiny, But The League…

The NHL lockout is over, and most of the players (not Lubomir Visnovsky, though) who kept their games sharp in the KHL have returned to work in the United States. Washington's Alex Ovechkin is back in the States, saying funny things and wearing funny t-shirts. Pittsburgh's Evgeni Malkin has abandoned Magnitogorsk, a… » 1/08/13 5:00pm 1/08/13 5:00pm

Paul Bissonnette Wants To Be Evgeni Malkin's Teammate; Malkin Says Nyet

During the lockout, Paul Bissonnette is playing for the Cardiff Devils. Meanwhile, Evgeni Malkin (Russia's most eligible bachelor!) is on the KHL's Metallurg Magnitogorsk, and presumably getting paid a lot more money. Biz Nasty texted Malkin to see if there was a job for him. Malkin replied in no uncertain terms that… » 12/03/12 5:10pm 12/03/12 5:10pm

OK! Magazine Russia Names Evgeni Malkin Its Most Eligible Bachelor

The player once called "the ugliest guy in the league" has graduated to the most eligible bachelor in Russia. This says something about the men in Russia, or perhaps more about Malkin's willingness to sit for a photo shoot. » 11/20/12 10:10am 11/20/12 10:10am

Evgeni Malkin Sign With KHL Team Metallurg, Metallurg Best

Since American NHL leader troll Gary Bettman make with hockey lockout (remind you of Putin, da? Except fearless leader Putin like hockey, ho ho ho!), Evgeni Malkin sign with Metallurg. Metallurg play in Magnitorogorsk, hearty industrial city in Chelyabinsk Oblast, Russia. Malkin from Magnitorogorsk, Magnitorogorsk… » 9/16/12 11:15am 9/16/12 11:15am

Evgeni Malkin Tweet Fish Catch Best

A couple of weeks back, Phoenix Coyotes enforcer Paul "Biz Nasty" Bissonnette turned us on to the Twitter charms of Pittsburgh Penguins center Evgeni Malkin, who knows best because he's best. » 6/27/12 5:35pm 6/27/12 5:35pm

Evgeni Malkin Is Best

Penguins center Evgeni Malkin might have been the best player in the NHL this year, playoffs aside. He knows what it's like to be the best. Best recognize best. So, keep in mind, when he exchanges messages with Phoenix Coyotes enforcer and Twitter superstar Paul "Biz Nasty" Bissonnette, Malkin is probably onto… » 6/08/12 5:45pm 6/08/12 5:45pm

Evgeni Malkin And Sidney Crosby Are: Hairy Guy And Gladiator

Not sure if that's "pimp", or the more general "hirsute man from the 70s." But to echo the comments every Penguins fan, Geno probably should have gone as the Invisible Man: he already has the costume. Meanwhile, someone ask Crosby if he likes gladiator movies. [Twitter] » 10/31/11 11:15am 10/31/11 11:15am

This Is What Happens When You Get Caught Stealing Someone's Shovel…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and internets to bring you everything you need to know to start your day.
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Bills Entice Potential Ticket Buyers With "Punt From Own End Zone"…

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 3/18/10 6:30am 3/18/10 6:30am

SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.

Because no one reads the newspaper, and SportsCenter's anchors are too perky for this early in the morning, Deadspin combs the best of the broadsheets and the blogosphere to bring you everything you need to know to start your day. » 11/11/09 6:30am 11/11/09 6:30am

Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team

All of Pittsburgh's troubles as a shrunken post-war manufacturing center are over now that the city has its third Stanley Cup championship and its second major sports title this year. Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo. » 6/12/09 11:15pm 6/12/09 11:15pm

Why Can't Alexander Ovechkin and Evgeni Malkin Just Get Along?

The Penguins and Capitals square off again tonight and this growing rivalry may have just the kind of storyline the NHL needs to get some buzz going—an old world Russian blood feud. » 1/14/09 1:45pm 1/14/09 1:45pm