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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    11/11/09

    In reply to SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
    Oh, sweetness, sweetness, I was only joking when I said by rights you should be bludgeoned in your bed. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    In reply to SEC Refs Are Afraid Of Technology. Like, 1990s Technology.
    The Chicago Tribune: All the News That's Fit to Shit. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of D2theMatthews D2theMatthews
    11/11/09

    @AzureTexan: The Tribune needs to reanimate Ring Lardner to take that column back. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of AzureTexan AzureTexan
    11/11/09

    @Cecil's Wielder: While we're at it, let's reanimate Jim Murray and slip him quietly into Rick Reilly's chair. #watercoolerfodder
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    Image of HockeyMountain HockeyMountain
    06/13/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    Dear Pittsburgh


    You're ok. Congrats.


    Signed,

    Every Avs fan


    P.S. Suck it you carpetbagger who left Pittsburgh for Detroit and more money and a chance to win the cup


    Of course everyone knows I'm talking about Ty Conklin right?

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    Image of Trot Nixons Hat Trot Nixons Hat
    06/13/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    Oh, and Dash, I hate to tell ya, but Crosby was in the handshake line. We got a great shot of Babcock shaking his hand and congratulating him on air.
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    Image of Dashiell Bennett Dashiell Bennett
    06/13/09

    @Trot Nixons Hat: He didn't join the line until it was basically over and many of the Red Wings had gone to the locker room. It appeared to me that Babcock (and maybe one or two players) were the only one he shook hands with.


    [www.nhl.tv]


    Notice Lidstrom (the captain, hint, hint) waiting, and then giving up and skating away. That's why fans were booing last night.


    [www.hockeydirt.com]

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    Image of Pesti-Esti Pesti-Esti
    06/13/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    Yeah!? You think you're so great Pittsburgh!? The Tigers beat the Pirates. So there!


    /denial

    //congrats though.

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    06/13/09

    @Pesti-Esti: SUCK IT IAN SNELL!!! DREAMBOAT PORCELLO 4EVA!!
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    Image of Hockeymom Hockeymom
    06/12/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    Congrats Penguins.


    Congrats Pittsburgh.


    My happiness for you is tempered by the fact that I will never, ever get to see another North Stars game again. What the hell is a "Wild" anyway? Singular? Plural?


    Damn you, Norm Green.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/12/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    What is he hanging on to?


    Well, probably his multimillion dollar salary, private chef and executive washroom.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    06/12/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    I am pretty sure you can get Herpes from the Stanley Cup.
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    Image of Senators Lost Cojones Senators Lost Cojones
    06/13/09

    @J-No: You can now.
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    06/12/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO


    I should have gone out to a bar. Watching my team win a title while I'm home alone isn't as much fun as I thought.

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    Image of Pornstars-for-Wilbon Pornstars-for-Wilbon
    06/12/09

    @Peter Cavan: Yeah, I know. Second time it's happened to me (Super Bowl XL). But I'll head out later for some celebrating!
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    Image of Peter Cavan Peter Cavan
    06/12/09

    @Pornstars-for-Wilbon: Considering how awkward my SB XLIII party got when the Steelers were losing, it's probably better I was by myself. But I could have gone to Manhattan to the only Penguins bar in the city, and as I just found out, I would have known a few people there. Oh well. I can celebrate on my own. One-man party! Whoooooo!
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    06/12/09

    In reply to Depressed Urban Zone Saved By Valiant Sports Team
    "Detroit, sadly, will be boarded up and shipped to Borneo."


    Read that first as Bonnaroo. I like my idea better.

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    Image of Wawa Wawa
    06/11/09

    In reply to Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Updated Update)
    Seriously? No one has done a "In Soviet Russia Girlfriend Steals You" joke yet?
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    06/11/09

    @Wawa: In Soviet Pittsburgh, Moustache wears your girlfriend?
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    Image of Tobias Funke Tobias Funke
    06/11/09

    In reply to Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Updated Update)
    Eh. I prefer this to the Michelle Malkin licking photo.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    06/11/09

    @Tobias Funke: BIG +1
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    06/11/09

    In reply to Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Updated Update)
    Crosby would've come out to the bar, but that Maniac Magee is a real page-turner.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    06/11/09

    In reply to Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Updated Update)
    To be fair, I have never been to a club without seeing some Gino sucking on some girl's face.
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    06/11/09

    In reply to Evgeni Malkin Is Here To Steal Your Girlfriend (Updated Update)
    Evgeni Malkin doing that thing that slimy Russians do when they have too much to drink.


    Fail to clean the puke off their shirt before beginning a 10 minute blather about how "our girlss are zo much hotter zen American girlss?

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