For The Next Remake, Just Add More Blood: Evil Dead, Reviewed.

1. A good rule of thumb: If you are holding a book in your hands and you notice that someone has gone to the trouble of shutting that book with barbed wire, do not attempt to open this book. If you do open this book, then do not read from it–particularly when previous patrons of the Satan Public Library have scrawled… » 4/03/13 6:10pm 4/03/13 6:10pm