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    Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/03/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    Alright folks I'm out. Time to fade to sleep on the sweet dulcitones of Jimmy Fallon laughing at his own unfunny joke. Night.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    Night all.
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    Image of 44 in a Row 44 in a Row
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    Hey, random question... is there fantasy baseball going on? Did I miss it?
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    Image of PossumAloysiusJenkins PossumAloysiusJenkins
    03/02/09

    @44 in a Row: You may have missed it. "The Rookies" has a draft on this Wednesday.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/02/09

    @PossumAloysiusJenkins: a draft a week into spring training? GUH.
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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    Anyone else going to watch Jimmy FAILlon's debut tonight?


    My usual bedtime hits about 15 minutes in, should be plenty to time to not laugh.

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    Image of Phil Mickelsons Man Tits Phil Mickelsons Man Tits
    03/03/09

    @ClintonPortishead: If you watch Jimmy Fallon, I can virtually guarantee your new bedtime will move up by about 14 minutes.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    TCM is one of the best channels on cable.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    03/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Affirmed. They even run Blazing Saddles uncut.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut:


    TCM's policy is to run all films uncut and uncensored. They'll put it on late night if they have to.

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    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    I've seen 54 of those movies. This surprises me.
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    03/02/09

    @Jerkwheat: Link for the list, please.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: I just went off of wiki


    [en.wikipedia.org]


    I went off the original list - looks like I would add a few from the revision.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    Watch a lot of TCM and you'll catch enough of these.
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    03/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Or local channels with no network affiliation.*


    * May require a time machine to go back to when there were independent stations.

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner:


    True. Growing up in the 70s, a lot of these films would show up on local TV either during the day or late at night. I remember first seeing Spartacus when it played over a couple of days on WOR's Million Dollar Movie.

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    03/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: that Spartacus cat is everywhere today.
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    03/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: You're making me nostalgic for Kung Fu Theater right after Mid-South Wrestling (or rasslin').
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    @Jerkwheat:


    He does get around.


    In what other film can you see a Roman Empire slave (Tony Curtis) with a ronx accent?

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: goddamn I remember spending weekend mornings with Mid-South Rasslin' and Jerry the King.


    FIREWORKS CITY!

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    81 on the new list too.
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    Songs I enjoyed today:


    "Debris Slide" by Pavement


    "Midnight Train to Georgia" by Gladys Knight and the Pips


    So, what up DUAN?

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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: Midnight Train to Georgia...hmm...
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    03/02/09

    @CoolHwhip: Not a fan of that. But I will say that I make a killer Pip. In fact, Killer Pips is a great band name.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: Is that some sly advertising there?
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    03/02/09

    @CoolHwhip: Hardly. I always come up with names for my imaginary band that I play lead guitar in and sing backing vocals. Sometimes I'm the lead singer. We always sound like Pearl Jam. Sometimes we sound like Drive-By Truckers.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: Ooh, my imaginary band is a power-pop girl trio called Light Sweet Crude. We sound like an unholy cross between Def Leppard, Kylie Minogue, and Death From Above 1979.
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    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: We changed names every time we played an open mic/house party - one night it was Wisconsintration Camp, the next we were Gordie. I wish I could remember others, although we were rarely creative.
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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: Our "band" in high school (guys in bands get all the chicks, right? wrong.) was called Lick.


    You can in fact guess all the album titles.

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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    03/02/09

    @Clare: Bad.Ass.


    Did you ever see DFA 79 on Conan when Max played drums? Six kinds of awesome.

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    03/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: My uncle was for a period of time in the 70s in a band called Buster Cherry.
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    Image of CoolHwhip CoolHwhip
    03/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: Lick it Up, Appetite for Licking, Lick my Lovepump, Lick and Let Die, Licking on a Prayer, The Lick Album, The Lick Album (mash-up with Jay-Z version by DJ Dangermouse), am I missing any?
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    Image of Clare Clare
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: NOOOOOOOO. Please tell me this is on the Youtubes or I will cry. DFA is in my top 3 shows ever. My friend Kyle and I saw them in a church basement, and the scene was like a fistfight set to music.
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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    03/02/09

    @CoolHwhip: You forgot to Lick My Love Pump.


    I mean, not literally.

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    Image of Unknown Commenter Unknown Commenter
    03/02/09

    @CoolHwhip: Our patriotic album "My Roman Candle"; we had several Christmas albums "My Chubby Santa" and "My Yule Log." Of course our album of power ballads "My Balls" and our Aerosmith tribute "My Big Ten Inch".


    We thought we were quite clever.

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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: "My Chubby Santa" leads me to believe that you were in an Enzyte tribute band.
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    Image of chilltown chilltown
    03/02/09

    @Hank Scorpio-Steinbrenner: I know this is late, but yeah, I agree. I just got confused when you said RPI. Also, spotting the differences between a team's Pomeroy Rank and their seed is one of the best methods for predicting deep tourney runs or flameouts. It got me to pick WVU to the Elite Eight last year.
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    Image of Business_Socks Business_Socks
    03/02/09

    @Jerkwheat: The other fantasy band name I kick around is Water Pocket on the premise that when you hit a water pocket you temporarily lose control and it's "oh shit" time.


    I am a fucking nerd.

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    03/02/09

    @Clare: I bet it's out there. If I knew how to embed shit I would hunt it up for you.
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    Image of pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at pr0FF3ss0r_j3rkwh3at
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: I went with Funk Shui for my Rock Band fake band. But only because it made me giggle like a little girl.
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    03/02/09

    @Jerkwheat: My Rock Band name is The Sea Grits. That's the way my six year old (my drummer) pronounces 'cigarettes.'
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    Image of Clare Clare
    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: I found it! My day is markedly improved by knowing of its existence.


    [crackle.com]

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    03/02/09

    @Business_Socks: that is fantastic. I must look to the children for the next wave of fun names. They would steer me clear of performing as Autumnal Revenge.
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    Image of 75Sasha 75Sasha
    03/02/09

    @Pete Gaines:


    Rock Of Love Bus 4: Flat Tire In Peoria, Lick My Love Pump?


    Winner, winner, chicken dinner. Best part? This past episode's Truck Stop Games were the 1st annual, ipso facto season 4 must be coming so that the 2nd annual games can commence. QED bitches! Guess who is finally done with homework till Friday?

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    Image of Pete Gaines Pete Gaines
    03/03/09

    @75Sasha: I have the feeling that I'm going to find out about Season 4 whether I like it or not. Until I grab the remote and hold it over your head.
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    03/03/09

    @Pete Gaines: Psychic you are. And about 3 inches taller than me so I doubt it.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    I've also never watched in full Stagecaoch, Shane, High Noon and Dr. Zhivago.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    Good night guys, I am off to get ready for bed. Be well!
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    One of the best scenes in Vegas is walking on the strip at about 7 or 8 AM and seeing the ladies leaving the hotels after an evenings work.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    There's a Naperville scene. Everyone must dress like Will/
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    You nod off and this is what you wake up to:


    Jerkwheat
    9:40 PM @Clare: Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard.


    This has taken a DELIGHTFUL turn.

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    Image of TracyHamandEggs TracyHamandEggs
    03/02/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: OY VEY.


    BTW, I have to thank you. You set me up for the perfect one-liner Saturday and no one noticed. Seriously, it was the best joke Ive delivered in weeks (which aint saying much considering how little Im on these days)

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/02/09

    @TracyHamandEggs:


    Remind me, what was it?

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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    In reply to Book Excerpts That Might Suck: Alyssa Milano's 'Safe At Home'
    OKay, so I was just out to dinner on business, a pretty nice place, but not super swank, and I am pretty sure the guy at the next table was there with a hooker. So how was everyone else's night?
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    Image of TracyHamandEggs TracyHamandEggs
    03/02/09

    @J-No: Not as good as that guy's.


    Also, obligitory "Whores!"

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    03/02/09

    @J-No: Her name is Cindi, and she prefers "escort".
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    @TracyHamandEggs: @meefer: @MrRedDevil: All true!


    @StevePerryPsychOut: Hugo's for dinner. This guy walked in with a woman in a fur coat, hooker boots and biggest, fakest tits I have ever seen. It was a little much for the Ville. There is no way they were together.

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    Image of Chicago Sometimes Chicago Sometimes
    03/02/09

    @J-No: Hanging out down on Rush Street again, I see...


    Sorry.


    Anyway. I see your "guy at the table with a hooker", and raise you "being the waiter at the table of the guy with a hooker." Some kinda goddamn awkward.

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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    @CoolHwhip: @son of spam: She had the call girl look. The outfit was not very suburban. Also he had a super nerdy look about him and she was stacked. No kidding. She just didn't fit in to the Naperville scene. StevePerryPsychOut knows what I am talking about. She was dressed really slinky not preppy at all.
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    Image of crazyjoedavola crazyjoedavola
    03/02/09

    @Chicago Sometimes: Anyone here ever been to the Manor in Central Jersey? High end all you can eat buffet. Friday nights are mob nights there. All these old Italian guys show up with these obvious hookers. They were mentioned on the Sopranos a few times as well.
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    Image of Clare Clare
    03/02/09

    @crazyjoedavola: There's a venerable Italian restaurant in Philadelphia called La Collina. Live piano player, lovely woodsy view of the Schuylkill river, excellent food. Make sure you ask for a table facing the door.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    03/02/09

    @J-No: I had this friend in high school whose mom was the "hip" mom. She always came to stuff wearing leather pants. If you ask me, it fits.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    @Chicago Sometimes: We went tot he one in Naperville, so she really stood out.


    @StevePerryPsychOut: She just was NOCD.

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    Image of Clare Clare
    03/02/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: I'm totally imagining Amy Poehler as Regina George's mom. "There are NO rules in the house. I'm not like a *regular* mom, I'm a *cool* mom."
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    03/02/09

    @J-No: nocd?
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: She wasn't hip as much as showing her goods.
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    Image of StevePerryPsychOut StevePerryPsychOut
    03/02/09

    @J-No: when I was 17 I thought it was pretty fucking hip.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: Not Our Class Darling.


    @UkraineNotWeak: Fairly close.


    @meefer: That is why it didn't fit here. This is not orange county.

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    03/02/09

    @StevePerryPsychOut: I am sure your head would have spun at this one.
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    Image of son of spam son of spam
    03/02/09

    @J-No: @J-No: You know, I don't want to criticize, but there are reasons why cell phones have cameras. Hookers in restaurants is one of those reasons.
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    Image of J-No J-No
    03/02/09

    @son of spam: I was with my boss. I wasn't sure how to do take a picture and be discreet. He looked like he knew it too so it was alittel awkward. But also hilarious.
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