If your (suspiciously absent) bosses make you come into the office for a half-day of work, and you're already dressed like a Seattle lesbian in oversized flannel dicking around the internet, is 10:30 too soon to tap the Rockies and raid the company beer fridge?
Jewish tennis fiend Justin Gimelstob caused a stir with his sexist, provocative, "hateful" comments about Anna Kournikova and other plump-chassis'd ladies of the WTA and has apologized. Gimelstob, who was first featured on this site a couple weeks ago after the Mighty Dan Steinberg interviewed the hirsute former…
Well, this first day of leadership is starting out swimmingly. Sorry about the "Cermony" stuff in the first headline. Great start!