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    Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?

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    Image of ClintonPortishead ClintonPortishead
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    In Joe Paterno's day, they performed Lasik with an oil lamp and a philips head screwdrvier, and that was how they liked it.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    I blame this guy:


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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    The real Paterno actually contains more metal.
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    Image of Candace Parker Secret Lover Candace Parker Secret Lover
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    The robber just wanted to exchange them after finding out they were women's frames from the Gloria Vanderbilt collection...
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    They fell off when Sylvester Stallone threw his helmet at the statue.
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    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was starred dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac was unstarred
    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    Can't wait for the next sculpture in the Legendary College Coaches Hailing Cabs series.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    Oh lighten up, police, this is a victimless crime. Like punching somebody in the dark.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    When asked to comment, the statue said, "who keeps shitting on me? Who's there?"
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    JoePa statue now sponsored by Lasik?
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    Image of Carmen McFanzone Carmen McFanzone
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    Probably the same guy who stole his defense.
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    Image of Matt_T Matt_T
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    Ben Gibbard stole them to wear in his wedding with Zooey Deschnel
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    Image of UNC_Samurai UNC_Samurai
    01/08/09

    In reply to Who is The Fiend Who Stole JoePa's Glasses?
    So that's where the Founding Fathers hid those spectacles.
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    01/08/09

    @UNC_Samurai: what's worse, a Nic Cage movie reference, or the fact that I knew it was?
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