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New York, 4:54 AM
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    Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
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    Image of BigRicks BigRicks
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    Let's get you out of those wet clothes and into a dry martini
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    I liked this story better the first time I heard it when Robert Benchley showed his "Fatty Arbuckle" to Dorothy Parker at the Algonquin Round Table.
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    04/02/09

    @CitizenStrange: +1 Telephone Call.
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    To me the funniest part is that one of the guys there who was kind of a hanger-on...


    I know who it was: Matthew Berry!


    ...with a lot of the talent


    Oh. Nevermind.

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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    Most of the other females in attendance started warning others as they arrived what he was doing, so eventually everyone caught on.


    (slurring speech) Hey baby, you ever hear of Deadspin? No? Oh, wow, it is really popular...so anywhoo I comment on there...who are you calling? that phone isn't even turned on...ha...is that pepper spray?

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    I doubt it was bigger than Pam Ward's dick.
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    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    At least he didn't go around showing the video of him burping his baby.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    I was dating another co-worker and Sean wasn't stupid enough to get him angry.


    You wouldn't like John Clayton when he's angry.

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    04/02/09

    In reply to Brave Woman Gives Eyewitness Testimony Of The Salisbury Cell Phone Incident
    I hope to God Salisbury didn't give the departing employee a good luck "fruit basket."
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