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    Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
    "Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top"


    "This has become a major issue in friendship"

    -Matthew McConaughey

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    07/07/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
    Fabian will lose the race, I've heard all you need to do to throw him off is call him a "Beautiful Tulip".
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    07/07/09

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    A milestone that went unreported: Lance just passed Jay Cutler in amount of blood checks over a 48-hour period.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
    That's if Lance doesn't decide to chuck it all


    Funny, the stuff you learn hangin' with an Olsen.

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    Image of Mr. Praline Mr. Praline
    07/07/09

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    En danseuse jusqu'au sommet

    Pedaler en grand braquet

    Sprint final a l'arrivee

    Crevaison sur les paves

    Le velo vite repare

    Le peloton est regroupe

    Camarades et amitie


    Tour de France! Tour de France!

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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/07/09

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    Cycling on TV is surprisingly difficult to follow.


    "Yep, Jim, they're still pedaling. Here comes a bunch more around the bend. They're also pedaling."

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    07/07/09

    @StuScott Booyahs: Pedalin' in the Tour De France? You better believe that's a pedalin'.
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    07/07/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
    Versus, the only channel where redneck hunting shows bookend euro-trash cycling coverage.


    That's gold, right there.

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    07/07/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
    Cycling on TV is surprisingly difficult to follow.


    That's because it features more cycles than A-Rod's, Barry Bonds' and Manny's bodies combined!


    There you go, Mr. Reilly. That'll be $750.00.

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    07/07/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Can't Not Be The Top Dog
    Usually the punishment for being friends with Ben Stiller is castration. In this case they had to scramble to come up with a fine.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    07/07/09

    @skeleton69:


    Actually, punishment for being friends with Ben Stiller is being required to remain his friend even after you've grown tired of his act.

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    07/07/09

    @UkraineNotWeak: Got it. So basically America is now in a 'What About Bob?' situation with this focker. I guess our only hope to get out of this mess is to succeed where Richard Dreyfuss failed.
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    07/07/09

    @skeleton69: You mean Janeane Garofalo wasn't the death therapy part?
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