By The End Of Last Night's Loss To Washington, Eli Manning Was A…

The Washington Redskins held on for a 17-16 home win over the Giants last night in a win that had team owner and legendary shitweasel Dan Snyder claiming "I hate those motherfuckers." » 12/04/12 9:00am 12/04/12 9:00am

If Only For A Moment, Lane Kiffin Was Panicked

While USC cruised to a 38-28 win over Utah in Salt Lake City last night—scoring 28 unanswered points along the way—things did not start out smoothly for the Trojans. Back-to-back turnovers on the first two drives set the Utes up for easy scores, and Utah jumped out to a 14-0 lead before a rowdy, if mostly sober,… » 10/05/12 9:00am 10/05/12 9:00am

Timbers Defender David Horst Took A Shot To The Face At Point-Blank…

The Portland Timbers turned away San Jose last night at Jeld-Wen Field with a 2-1 win over MLS' top squad. It didn't come without some pain and suffering, though, as defender David Horst lay his face on the line for his team to block a shot in the 37th minute. Lest the reputation that soccer players are weak persist,… » 7/04/12 12:30pm 7/04/12 12:30pm