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Venus Williams Stares, Smiles Into Void During Hilarious U.S. Open PresserWhile most of Wednesday’s U.S. Open slate was rained out, unseeded Venus Williams still battled No. 5 seed Elina Svitolina under the roof on Louis Armstrong. The centerpiece was a Williams service game at 5-3 in the second that spanned 15 minutes, eight deuces, five match point saves, and several i...

Reebok To Women: Empower Yourself By Sitting On Men's Faces<em></em>Reebok Russia’s attempt to inject a progressive message into its recent marketing campaign has blown up in its face. This is because it was about face-sitting....

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A Field Guide To Boston Sports Radio Chowderheads

Every day, it seems, a different Boston sports radio dipshit is delivering a take from a time when segregation was acceptable, getting attention for being five seconds away from challenging a listener to a parking lot fight for Tom Brady’s honor. Although you may not pay attention to these awful stu...

May Your Own Retirement Be So Peaceful

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Philly Sports Radio World Rocked By True Story Of Fake Caller "Dwayne From Swedesboro"<em></em>

A local Philadelphia iteration of Skippy And Goatface’s Morning Sports Holocaust on 97.5 The Fanatic has an infamous caller: “Dwayne From Swedesboro.” Dwayne’s schtick is that he’s black, horny for white women, and runs into all sorts of paternity-test problems. According to an exhaustive, truly imp...

We Have Found It, The Place All Hot Takes Are Born

Deep in the heart of Take Forest, at the peak of Mt. Take, lies the source of all takes....

Here's What Happened When We Used Snapchat's Face Swap Filter On An Episode Of <i>PTI</i>

Because we are sick in the head, we were curious what would happen if we took today’s episode of Pardon the Interruption and ran it through Snapchat’s face swap filter. The results are, as you might expect, horrifying....