FiveFingers Maker Will Pay Millions To Suckers Who Bought Its Shoes

The favorite toe-shoe of vegan restaurant servers and 55-year-old men with ponytails has settled a class action lawsuit brought against it by what sounds like every person who ever wore its foot-condoms. » 5/07/14 12:32pm 5/07/14 12:32pm

Purple Drank Popular Among Teenagers, Jim Marcus Russell, Says Stupid… seems like the kind of website that moms are supposed to read. Really lame moms, based on the fact that it runs articles that are as hilariously pearl clutch-y as this one. » 11/15/12 4:30pm 11/15/12 4:30pm

Meme Over: Tim Tebow Ruined Tebowing

It was only yesterday that we were all made aware of Tebowing, and yet its moment of relevance has already passed into the ether, all thanks to Tim Tebow himself. » 10/28/11 5:15pm 10/28/11 5:15pm

We Hope This Near-Death Experience Also Marks The Death Of Planking

Please, world, let us be done with planking. It has gone too far. People are now falling off of the top of golf carts and then nearly getting run over by said golf carts. A person has actually died. Soon, our pets' heads will be falling off. » 7/27/11 10:35am 7/27/11 10:35am

An Entire Section Of DC United Fans Planked At Last Night's Game

Well, planking just won't die. We thought it had, over the weekend. But maybe soccer fans based in DC don't watch morning news in Dallas. » 7/21/11 1:35pm 7/21/11 1:35pm