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Horny Teenager Sells The Family Jewels To Visit A Brothel

This is just a delightful story of adolescent hjinks with a dash of sexiness and an appropriate amount of criminality. A 14-year-old boy stole some jewelry from his mother and he and his buddy sold it on the cheap and bought some hookers. Everything about this story is great, including the police statement, in which… » 10/14/12 6:00pm 10/14/12 6:00pm