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Charles Barkley Tips Exactly 20 Percent


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#nygiants #eaglessuck #justkeeptellingyourselfthat
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Why is that bare minimum? 20% is a good fucking tip. Is he supposed to tip forty goddamn percent?
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15% minimum
20% for average service
25% for above average service
30% for a handjob while being fed filet mignon
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30% for a handjob while being fed filet mignon.
But 0% if they do it with the same hand.
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15% is for average service. 10% is for when you leave the patron sitting there for 15 minutes with closed menus (we close the menus to let you know we're ready to order) and no cocktails. 5% is for when you leave us there for 20 minutes with a cleared table and no check (because after that amount of time, we're not ordering drinks from you).
20% is for above average service.
And as Mr. Pink famously observed, the words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitresses vocabulary.
15% is still standard and socially acceptable for average service.
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