One Man's Epic Review of a " for NFL Fans"

NFL commentator Rich Eisen has, for reasons unknown, created a dating app for football fans. And if the only good it brings the world is this joyously unhinged review from KissingSuzyKolber's PFTCommenter, it will have been worth it. Read it below, in all its [sic]'d glory: » 10/18/13 4:43pm 10/18/13 4:43pm

Persian Awakening In Perry Hall: Uptight Mullahs Forced To Reverse…

Yesterday, we brought you news that the Grand Ayatollah of Perry High School in Maryland had cancelled the boys varsity soccer season after players did the Bernie on the field. The dance was deemed "unacceptable" by the Grand Ayatollah, who also goes by the name Principal George Roberts. » 11/04/11 12:35pm 11/04/11 12:35pm

Uptight Mullahs Punish Soccer Team For Gyrations They Deem Indecent

No, not the Iranians. The Patch site for Perry Hall, Maryland, reports that the principal of Perry Hall High School shut down the boys' soccer team after the players celebrated a playoff victory by doing the Bernie on the field. Principal George Roberts declared that because of the dance exhibition, the players would… » 11/03/11 5:40pm 11/03/11 5:40pm