Phillies To Start Serving Hard Liquor And Wine To Fans

Good news for Phillies fans who would like to increase their chances at catching vomit spray from some drunk goon at a ballgame this year: For the first time ever, the team will be selling wine and cocktails on the main concourse at Citizens Bank Park. » 3/31/15 2:50pm Yesterday 2:50pm

Canada Man Who Heckles Junior Hockey Games Has No Regrets

Do you remember when you found your calling? It might have happened at a different point in your life than your parents, siblings, or friends. Corey Simms found his about five years ago while watching the St. John's Caps, a junior hockey team based in Newfoundland and Labrador. He decided to yell at their opponents. » 3/30/15 11:55am Monday 11:55am

Here Are Some EPL Hooligans Brawling, Because That's What They Do Best

"OY, AN' WOT 'ID I 'EAR YOU SAY ABOUT ME MUM?!" one West Ham fan presumably asked the Sunderland fan across from him. Squaring up, the Sunderland hooligan probably said, "YOU 'EARD ME, MATE. ME AN' ME LADS GAVE OL' MUMSIE A GOOD BOFFIN', BUT YOU'RE GONNA LOOK EVEN WORSE THAN THAT OL' HAG WHEN WE'AH DONE WIF YOU!" » 3/23/15 2:06pm 3/23/15 2:06pm

A Virginia Fan And Leet Haxor Wrote Us A Nice Letter

Earlier today, I published a post detailing why I will be wishing a swift and ignominious exit for the Virginia Cavaliers from the NCAA Tournament, centering mostly on the character of the school's students and alumni. We've since received this email from one of said UVa fans, republished in full: » 3/20/15 7:07pm 3/20/15 7:07pm

Arkansas Bro Tries To Catch Home Run Ball In His Visor

With sixteen meaningful college basketball games on today, it's entirely understandable why someone would want to sit out in the rain watching SEC baseball. This Arkansas bro decided to do exactly that, and when an LSU homer headed his way, the gloveless guy took off his hat to catch the ball. Except he wasn't wearing… » 3/19/15 9:10pm 3/19/15 9:10pm

John Wall Hurtles Five Rows Deep To Save Loose Ball

John Wall is probably the fastest player in the NBA. Usually he uses this speed to terrify defenses and make opponents look like fools as he stops on a dime for a pull-up jumper, but tonight it was paying customers that saw him flying towards them. Good hustle John, but be careful out there. » 3/17/15 12:10am 3/17/15 12:10am

Angry Sunderland Fans Leave In The First Half, Throw Scarf At Manager

Playing at home against the team a spot below them on the table, Sunderland had the opportunity today to put some distance between them and relegation. Instead, they went down three goals to Aston Villa in the first 37 minutes. Streams of pissed off Sunderland fans stormed out of the Stadium of Light—thousands … » 3/14/15 12:51pm 3/14/15 12:51pm

UNF Wins A-Sun, Gets First Ever NCAA Bid; Bandie Ecstatic

ESPN found a North Florida band member going berserk at today's A-Sun title game in Jacksonville, and this is before the Ospreys downed USC-Upstate to earn their first trip to the NCAA tournament. We can only assume what he did after the buzzer sounded was too extreme for television. » 3/08/15 4:46pm 3/08/15 4:46pm

Billboard Bad

As defensive lineman Ndamukong Suh gets ready for free agency, billboards are now popping up, hounding him for ... liking money? I'm not sure exactly what's going on, here. Maybe it's one of those statements where your takeaway is what you want it to be. Is it Banksy? » 3/04/15 12:54pm 3/04/15 12:54pm

Soccer Fans Resist Urge To Be Hateful Assholes For Once

Soccer fans are, almost without exception, horrible people. So you can imagine our surprise, if also our reluctance to truly trust, the behavior of these Stuttgart fans, who consoled poor little Timo Baumgartl after a huge mistake lead to an easy goal to all but seal their defeat. » 2/23/15 5:32pm 2/23/15 5:32pm

Dutch Soccer Hooligans Running Wild, Clashing With Riot Police In Rome

Roma are set to host Feyenoord later today in the Europa League, so it stands to reason that a bunch of Dutchmen would show up to cheer on their boys. What's unfortunately just as predictable is that the rival fans would bring, along with their support, the motherfucking ruckus. » 2/19/15 12:53pm 2/19/15 12:53pm

French Soccer Fans Rep Their Club With Stunning Colored Dust Cloud

Hey, this is really cool. Girondins de Bordeaux hosted AS Saint-Étienne today, and Bordeaux's fans thought of a cool new way to support their squad: dust. » 2/15/15 5:08pm 2/15/15 5:08pm

Virginia Fan Turns Into Furious Dancing Machine, Somehow Loses Dance-Off

There was a dance-off at a Virginia basketball game last week, and it was a travesty. The fan who gave it her all lost to some shuffling guy. Grammys voters just keep sucking. » 2/10/15 12:05pm 2/10/15 12:05pm

David Stern Has James Dolan's Back Too

NBA Commissioner Adam Silver has already announced his support for Knicks owner James Dolan, who responded to a letter from an angry 72-year-old fan by telling him he should "try sobriety" and start rooting for the Nets. Silver said that was just Dolan being "a consummate New Yorker," which, as a New Yorker, makes me… » 2/10/15 9:46am 2/10/15 9:46am

NBA Backs Dolan, Says Knicks CEO "Is A Consummate New Yorker" 

The NBA won't discipline Knicks chairman & CEO James Dolan for his ridiculous email response to a longtime fan, with commissioner Adam Silver claiming the Cablevision magnate "is a consummate New Yorker" who "got an unkind email, and responded with an unkind email." » 2/09/15 2:07pm 2/09/15 2:07pm

Man In Vince Wilfork Jersey Meets Vince Wilfork, Doesn't Recognize Him

This video, shot in the Bahamas by Patriots defensive tackle Vince Wilfork's wife, is a gentle reminder that if you are going to wear someone's jersey in public, you should always be ready for that person to sneak up on you. » 2/08/15 5:38pm 2/08/15 5:38pm