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    A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft

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    Image of AC_Titticock AC_Titticock
    09/02/09

    In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
    As the person who wrote the ad, I thought I would answer the questions/statements that were posed:

    1: "Why do you need them to wrestle underneath a glass table?"

    Answer: For sport. Plus wrestling under a wooden table wouldn't be as entertaining.

    2. I'm not sure if this destroyed or restored my faith in humanity?.

    Answer: The goal was neither. Humanity is both good (Farrah Fawcett) and bad (her ass cancer) and thus faith in it is mercurial (and if someone has a dictionary, can they check to see if I used mercurial correctly?).

    3. Maybe someone ACTUALLY thought of this and realized it would be awesome. I think it's real, because I still believe the world is still a magical place.

    Answer: I can assure you I actually thought of this, hence the fact that you read it and didn't dream it. It is 100% real and I do believe that the world is magical. How else do you explain Carmen Kinsley's buttocks or Doug Hennings' career?

    4.This post made the rounds last year. Someone just re-posted it on Craigslist.

    Answer: Yes it was posted last year (hence someone "reposted it" and that someone being me, again). In fact I post this every year with the hopes of bringing a little bit (pun intended) of happiness into my life and every year I get no response (except for the time I had a person claiming to have no legs which I refused on the grounds fairness. And i am not making that up. I have seen midgets, I know midgets, and a legles person is no midget.).

    I do love the pic deadspin put up though, dare to dream.

    Toodles
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    Image of SpicyMeatball SpicyMeatball
    09/02/09

    In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
    This post made the rounds last year. Someone just re-posted it on Craigslist.
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    Image of Paul.B.Dodd Paul.B.Dodd
    09/02/09

    In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
    Why do you need them to wrestle underneath a glass table? This reminds me of an episode of Comedy Central's Drawn Together........
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    09/02/09

    In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
    I'm not sure if this destroyed or restored my faith in humanity?
     Reply
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    Image of P. Escobar, Jets Fan P. Escobar, Jets Fan
    09/02/09

    In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
    Today is tomorrow. It happened.

    We went over this last year.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    09/02/09

    In reply to A Small Way To Liven Up Any Fantasy Draft
    Last year when I posted this ad we received an offer from a female who simply had no legs

    Just cut off her arms and make it a Babushka theme
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    08/20/09

    In reply to Your Fully Engorged NFC Fantasy Football Preview
    Not pictured: Brett Favre, havin' fun out there.
     Reply
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    Image of roland_t_flakfizer roland_t_flakfizer
    08/20/09

    In reply to Your Fully Engorged NFC Fantasy Football Preview
    "Drew pulls out more references to a hammer than a Nigerian dentist during a molar extraction."
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    08/20/09

    In reply to Your Fully Engorged NFC Fantasy Football Preview
    Tommy Craggs thinks this podcast is cruel and inhumane. Not because it is about football, but rather because of Drew's incessant stammering.
     Reply
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    Image of Tully Blanchard Enterprises Tully Blanchard Enterprises
    08/20/09

    In reply to Your Fully Engorged NFC Fantasy Football Preview
    Ah yes, fantasy football, D&D for dorks who don't want to be called nerds
     Reply
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    08/20/09

    @Tully Blanchard Enterprises: hey, we play WoW now not D&D.

    /nails handful of cheetohs
    /chugs Mountain dew
    /polishes virginity
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/20/09

    @Tully Blanchard Enterprises: +1 Bag of Holding
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    Image of Chamomiles Davis Chamomiles Davis
    08/20/09

    @Hit Bull Win Steak: Could I not be a frigging Cleric this time?
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/20/09

    @Tully Blanchard Enterprises: You don't even want to know how much time I've spent debating whether Brett Favre is Chaotic Neutral or Neutral Evil.
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    Image of Drew Magary Drew Magary
    08/20/09

    @Tully Blanchard Enterprises: Oh, no! I'm a NERD now! Fuck off and go read Rick Reilly, cunt.
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    Image of Tully Blanchard Enterprises Tully Blanchard Enterprises
    08/20/09

    @Drew Magary: I suspect the KSK memo on leaving Peter King alone due to his hard on for your new QB is forthcoming :)
     Reply
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    Image of Greek McPapadopoulos Greek McPapadopoulos
    07/30/09

    In reply to Your Supremely Violent AFC Fantasy Football Preview
    Come on, Al Franken, you're a Senator now! You have to dress like you have some self-respect (though the patriotic hat is a nice touch).
     Reply
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    07/30/09

    In reply to Your Supremely Violent AFC Fantasy Football Preview
    Behrens has slightly less hatred for a Benson than Missy Gold ever since that one time Robert Guillaume tried to slip a roofie in her Kool-Aid.
     Reply
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    07/30/09

    In reply to Your Supremely Violent AFC Fantasy Football Preview
    Guy on right: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doing it, because, uh... because I'm a big pussy, which is why I work at Nor-Tech to begin with.

    Guy on left: Uh, yeah, well, I work at Nor-Tech and I don't consider myself a pussy, okay?

    Guy in middle: Yes, I am also not a pussy.
     Reply
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    Image of StuScott Booyahs StuScott Booyahs
    07/30/09

    In reply to Your Supremely Violent AFC Fantasy Football Preview
    (Did you know Dwayne Bowe showed up to camp fat? You do now)

    He's daddy's chubby little secret.
     Reply
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    07/30/09

    In reply to Your Supremely Violent AFC Fantasy Football Preview
    Did you know Dwayne Bowe showed up to camp fat?

    Is that anywhere near Camp Ex-Gay?
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    07/30/09

    @Gourmet Spud: No, it's by Camp Rock. Bowe is huge Jonas Brothers fan.
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    Image of MarkKelsosMigraine MarkKelsosMigraine
    07/30/09

    @Gourmet Spud: Did you go there also! Isn't Dr. Dobson the absolute best?

    I mean...GO TEAM!! I LOVE SPORTS AND OTHER TRADITIONALLY MALE ACTIVITIES!
     Reply
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