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Last week, Drew suggested someone compile a record book for fantasy football. Here's a start: I looked at NFL player stats since the AFL-NFL merger (1970) and came up with some retroactive awards.
No fantasy scoring system is more valid than any other, but I used the following, from Pro Football Reference's fantasy…