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    Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open

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    Image of MeSoHornsby MeSoHornsby
    08/05/09

    In reply to Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
    Sometimes you follow your heart...sometimes your heart cuts a fart. That's the cosmic shame! That's the cosmic shuhayayayayayame!
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/05/09

    In reply to Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
    Feherty and Tiger Woods have an ongoing "fart feud"

    It's all fun and games until someone gets pinkeye.
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    Edited by Clarence Rosario at 08/05/09 11:09 AM Clarence Rosario was starred Clarence Rosario was unstarred
    Image of David Hume David Hume
    08/05/09

    In reply to Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
    "Hey Dad... Yeah, I heard all about it."

    "Uh huh, it sure was was loud, but it was actually David Feherty"

    "No, he's the on course reporter."

    "*sigh* Yes, the mick"

    "Look, it's still not funny when you do it, and I still think that other foursome was completely right to tell the ranger."

    "Oh God, that's disgusting, Dad! That was right in my ear! Ugh. Put Mom on, will you? Jesus."
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    Edited by David Hume at 08/05/09 10:15 AM David Hume was starred David Hume was unstarred
    Image of Rozelle’s Bagman Rozelle’s Bagman
    08/05/09

    @David Hume: "No, Mr. Carlin, you may not have a mulligan."
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    Image of Blast it, Biggs Blast it, Biggs
    08/05/09

    In reply to Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
    The farts are coming from inside the studio!
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    08/05/09

    In reply to Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
    Tiger Woods farts excellence.
     Reply
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    08/05/09

    In reply to Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
    Filed under: Media Leaks
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    Image of MitchKayak MitchKayak
    08/05/09

    In reply to Fart-Gate Scandal Blown Wide Open
    This whole thing is like an onion the more layers you peel away, the more it stinks.
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    I'd rather participate in the PBR Open with John Daly.
     Reply
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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Not heard: Johnny Miller discussing how he farted when he shot a 63 at Oakmont, and how the fart was probably the best fart ever cut.
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    Image of Matt Sussman Matt Sussman
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    If you fart while signing your scorecard and it's an even-numbered day, you are disqualified from the tournament. The PGA is very specific about this.
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Gary McCord shits his pants on a weekly basis and no one bothers to even mention it.
     Reply
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    Image of J. Henry Waugh J. Henry Waugh
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Blaming the leather chair is a time-honored classic.
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/03/09

    @J. Henry Waugh: Barking spiders is always a good one too.
     Reply
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    02/03/09

    @Weed Against Speed: You don't know him like he knows him. You've never walked in his squeaky leather shoes.
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    Image of Doyle McPoyle Doyle McPoyle
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Tony LaRussa is still the all-time wins leader at the PBR open.
     Reply
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    Image of VTBen VTBen
    02/03/09

    @Doyle McPoyle: Dammit, you beat me to the PBR joke.
     Reply
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    "Friends, light a match to his ass cause he's blowing up, Kenny Perry just defeated Charley Hoffman to win the FBR Open!"


    - Jim Nantz

     Reply
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    02/03/09

    @Weed Against Speed: "What is going through Perry's mind as he lines this putt up for all the beans?"
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    02/03/09

    In reply to CBS Desperate To Make PGA Tournaments More Interesting Until Tiger Comes Back
    Hello, Farts.
     Reply
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