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Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess On Tuesday, the Philadelphia Phillies signed Delmon Young, noted anti-semite and worst player to ever win the ALCS MVP, to a one-year, $750,000 contract. Today, we learned that Young's contract has one very peculiar stipulation. From the AP:...

The Public Humiliation Diet: A How-ToOriginally published May 24, 2010....

Did Fox Soccer Studio Hosts Go Too Far In Mocking This Obese Fan? [UPDATE: Rob Stone Apologizes] Rob Stone's addition to the Fox Soccer studio team a year ago has livened up what was previously a very proper and Continental panel of experts; when he's alongside Eric Wynalda the cable net that is the United States' soccer home can now feature entire conversations in "American."...

The Public Humiliation Diet: A How-To

I had terrible back pain and I needed to lose weight. I lost sixty pounds in five months. This is how I did it....

Fat, Sweaty, Drunk Man Teaches You How NOT To Perform Standup

This six-minute clip, taken roughly seven years ago, represents my last performance as a stand up comedian. After watching for about five seconds, you will understand why....

Why Your Team Sucks: Green Bay Packers

Some people are fans of the Green Bay Packers. But many, many more people are NOT fans of the Green Bay Packers. This 2009 Deadspin NFL team preview is for those in the latter group....