Delmon Young Can Earn $600,000 In Bonus Money By Not Being A Fat Mess

On Tuesday, the Philadelphia Phillies signed Delmon Young, noted anti-semite and worst player to ever win the ALCS MVP, to a one-year, $750,000 contract. Today, we learned that Young's contract has one very peculiar stipulation. From the AP: » 1/23/13 4:45pm 1/23/13 4:45pm