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Joba Chamberlain's Fatness Goes Down The Memory HoleThis morning's conventional wisdom: "Joba's out of shape." Headline just posted on Yankees.com: "Added muscle has Joba Chamberlain eager to throw."...

What The Hell Happened To Keith Tkachuk?One of the greatest American-born hockey players ever, Tkachuk was never known as a svelte dude. But just eight months after retirement, he's looking like he still wears his pads under his dress shirt....

Today In Things Making You Fatter: Baseball Shocking news out of the halls of SI today: all-you-can-eat deals at baseball games are extremely unhealthy, and teams might have some ethical obligation to stop such promotions. To the pull-quotes!...

John Kruk Thinks Prince Fielder Isn't Too Fat

Teams should pay Fielder millions of dollars and not worry about his weight, says a man who was paid millions of dollars and refused to drop pounds. He then proceeded to pick his teeth with one of Mickey Morandini's de-fleshed ribs. [ESPN.com]...

Look At You. You Disgust Me.

Hey you. Yeah, you. You a big sports fan? Of course you are. You fat bastard. You make my physically ill....