Your "Brett Favre Is Inactive Because He's Still Lying Dead On A Frozen…

Pity the world won't get to see the Dog Killer vs. Dong Slinger battle of repugnance tonight but this is what happens when old men hit their heads. » 12/28/10 7:45pm 12/28/10 7:45pm

Please Help Us Track Down Lisa Ripi, The "Jets' Muscle" In The Favre…

Lisa Ripi is a personal trainer/acupuncturist who works, or worked, for the New York Jets. According to sources, she oversaw the massage therapists at Jets camp in 2008. She knew about Favre's texts, we're told, and urged the therapists to do nothing. » 11/19/10 4:50pm 11/19/10 4:50pm

Bring Out The Limp: Brett Favre's Ankle Has Tiny Fractures

Yet, Coach Childress hasn't ruled Favre out for this week's game against the Patriots. Drew Magary=Rob Dibble. But Drew's job is safe. Don't worry. [NFL] » 10/25/10 4:35pm 10/25/10 4:35pm

Your 2:30 P.M. Favre Update

Of all the headlines created in regards to the Brett Favre/Jenn Sterger hubbub, this is my favorite: "How will Jennifer Sterger affect Vikings/Jets betting odds"? It means A.J. has forced the bookies to factor in dongshots when oddsmaking. » 10/09/10 2:30pm 10/09/10 2:30pm

A More Visceral, Profane Reaction To Favre's Interception

One Favre-jersey wearer, shows us what it's like to go into apoplectic shock, while his poor daughter just yelps. I get the sense he kicked something hard once the game mercifully ended. [TheScore] » 1/25/10 5:15pm 1/25/10 5:15pm

According To This Man's Pus-Filled Foot, The Vikings Are The New Team…

Just look at this man's foot. A reader, who wishes to remain anonymous, noticed the throbbing blister resembled the Vikings' helmet horn, thus guaranteeing victory. Or possible amputation due to diabetes, but let's stay positive. » 1/12/10 7:10pm 1/12/10 7:10pm

FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE. FAVRE

"In the next few days a Minnesota Vikings trainer and a member of the team's coaching staff intend to travel to Hattiesburg, Miss., to work with retired quarterback Brett Favre, a source close to the situation tells ESPN."[FAVRESPN] » 6/12/09 3:45pm 6/12/09 3:45pm