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    Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    You missed my favorite part of the quote:


    "Because if somebody wants a child - man, that's the greatest gift you can give to a woman."


    Well I'm a woman and I think the best gift you could give me would be Hockey Playoff tickets. Also, I'm looking to not get knocked up anytime soon. Sorry, Lance.

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    Image of RoethlisBurger RoethlisBurger
    05/08/09

    @vamusical: Wait, you don't want to push a 6 pound object through your uterus?! Thats weird. I think it sounds kinda fun.
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    05/08/09

    @RoethlisBurger: I was 10 and birthweight is genetic, so I'll pass for the foreseeable future.
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    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    He was turned off after finding out she in fact did not just wanna have some fun.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    This post reminds me of the ex I had who tried to jerk me off with a turkey baster.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    If you think she is a baby-craving Crow, you should see Russell after he hasn't eaten due to a three day coke bender.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/08/09

    @Hatey McLife: He got so hungry he ate his "e".


    /aware that you're aware that's how it's spelled but felt compelled.

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    Image of Shakey Shakey
    05/08/09

    @Hatey McLife: +1 You are quite good at this commenting game.
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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/08/09

    @ScientificMapp:


    He didn't eat the "E", that's for kids. Blow is a grownups drug.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/08/09

    @Shakεy:


    Candyland is a game, I'm all business.

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    Image of David Hume David Hume
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    I clicked the Fear of Commitment fully expecting a Zach Greinke or Herschel Walker article. Nothing.
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    Image of TheStarterWife TheStarterWife
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    priapic Matt Leinart


    What an elegant way to call someone a giant dick.

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    Image of wonderlic---myballs wonderlic---myballs
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    Manny's not a nagger


    Careful who you call a nagger, Mark. Also, careful you call a black guy who renegs on a bet. I learned this the hard way.

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    Image of Hatey McLife Hatey McLife
    05/08/09

    @wonderlic---myballs:


    You also need to be judicious when choosing a synonym for stingy.

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    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    Deadspin Jeopardy:


    This is what a douchebag names his three children from a previous marriage.

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    Image of ZombieTorre ZombieTorre
    05/08/09

    @Fatty_B: What is Huey, Dewey, and Louie?
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    Image of DorkimusPrime DorkimusPrime
    05/08/09

    @ZombieTorre: I'm sorry, the correct response is "Who are Alvin, Simon, and Theodore". ZombieTorre, select gain.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    05/08/09

    @Fatty_B: What are wanderlust, resentment, and TV dinners?
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    Image of ZombieTorre ZombieTorre
    05/08/09

    @DorkimusPrime ate the sandwich.: Same category, Borderline Pedophile Cartoon Characters, for 400.
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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    05/08/09

    @ZombieTorre: I remain convinced that Snagglepuss made snuff films.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    Why is Lance kissing Martina Navratilova?
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    Everything was fine until she decided that they should role play a little bit.


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    Image of .357 .357
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    Lance is just feeling a bit insecure about his baby maker.
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    Image of Hit Bull Win Steak Hit Bull Win Steak
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    the sacred ugly-bumping bond between four-hundred-time Tour de France winner Lance Armstrong


    Did the French take away two of Lance's Tour wins or something?

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    Image of Father of 2 Future First Rounders Father of 2 Future First Rounders
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    But I thought all she wanted to do was have some fun. What a lying bitch.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    05/08/09

    @Father of 2 Future First Rounders: I absolutely love it when a millionaire rock star tells me I need to "lighten up".
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/08/09

    In reply to Lance Armstrong Turned Off By Sheryl Crow's Incessant Babymaking Demands
    Manny's not a nagger.


    No, but he's still a person who annoys me.

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    Image of Babcocksure Babcocksure
    05/08/09

    @Gourmet Spud: it's racist joke day!
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    05/08/09

    @Babcocksure:


    a.k.a. Monday to Friday, 52 weeks a year.

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