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    Image of Fawn Liebowitz Fawn Liebowitz
    08/23/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    Let me count the ways--ultimately, the seats are made for people who weigh 120-150, the "concourse", on a summer day, is like the bowels of hell, the ladies rooms are 100 times better than the men's rooms (from what I've heard), and getting there on the subway within an hour of game time a person is in serious danger of getting trampled (literally) and is guaranteed a serious case of claustrophobia...

    For what they charge us to get in, its a major fucking chore to comply
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    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    08/22/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    Unless you're a jockey, you'll be eating your knees for 4 hours.
    Every car with a "Save Fenway Park" bumper sticker should be run off the road
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    Image of CrazyNyceDave CrazyNyceDave
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    "Next up: The New York Mets' Citi Field. Got any horrible experiences to share?"

    /Looks at standings.

    Yeah, a couple.
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    DeepFriar promoted this comment CrazyNyceDave was starred CrazyNyceDave was unstarred
    Image of DeepFriar DeepFriar
    08/22/09

    @CrazyNyceDave:
    /looks at DL list

    I can think of a few
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    You might notice that parking isn't mentioned because trying to drive to Fenway park is a terrible idea.

    But hey at least there is a tequila bar for before/after the game
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    Image of friendslikeJimRome friendslikeJimRome
    08/21/09

    @Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: But taking the Green Line is worse idea.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    08/22/09

    @friendslikeJimRome: The Orange Line plus shuttle combo was good until they said fuck it to the shuttle
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    Image of lukeoneil47 lukeoneil47
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    It's possible that, much like a child walking into the middle of a film, I have no frame of reference here, since I have lived mostly in MA my entire 32 years. But I think what most of these stories about Fenway are mistaking for Fenway specific behavior is pretty much what you would just call regular old across the country contemporary American douchebag entitlement.

    All the same, everything people are describing above all seems likely, because -- and this may shock everyone -- the douchebags in Boston are douchebags! Just like the douchebags in Whateverville are douchebags.

    All of them belong here: [putthatshitonthelist.blogspot.com]
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    Image of metroville metroville
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    Parking spots pictured are actual size.
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    Image of SatiKablamy SatiKablamy
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    Who cares what you think? No boston fans do! Fenway has history, and it's just a friggen ballpark where baseball is played! how can you seriously hate it? i don't care where my seats are, I always have a good time, and love the sox. get over yourself and write about something that really matters. there's a reason you see red sox fans EVERYWHERE! I've been to several ballparks all over the country (with many sox fans at all of them, I might add) and I don't know how you could create a column on such a shitty topic. There's a reason seats are sold out at Fenway FAST every year. Nothing listed in this article is even ligitimate. boo, poorly written and NOTHING to back it up.
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    dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac approved this comment SatiKablamy was starred SatiKablamy was unstarred
    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/21/09

    @SatiKablamy: Tonight, we feast on retards.
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/21/09

    @SatiKablamy: and I don't know how you could create a column on such a shitty topic.

    You obviously weren't around for Cory Lidle day.
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    Image of ClueHeywood ClueHeywood
    08/21/09

    @SatiKablamy: NO ONE DENIES THIS!
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    08/21/09

    @SatiKablamy: there's a reason you see red sox fans EVERYWHERE!

    No, you don't see Red Sox fans everywhere. You see people who don't know their ass from a hole in the ground, but happen own Red Sox hats, everywhere. It's a subtle, but important distinction.
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/21/09

    @SatiKablamy: there's a reason you see red sox fans EVERYWHERE!

    There's also a reason that there's an obesity epidemic in this country: ignorance and laziness.
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    Image of RonZookonRedBull RonZookonRedBull
    08/21/09

    @Clarence Rosario: there's a reason you see red sox fans EVERYWHERE!

    Can't figure out how to use a condom, apparently.
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    Clarence Rosario promoted this comment RonZookonRedBull was starred RonZookonRedBull was unstarred
    Image of Dr Steve Brule Dr Steve Brule
    08/21/09

    @SatiKablamy: Who cares what you think?

    By gum, I do love me a tall, cold irony and blind homerism cocktail.
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    Image of Len Bias Cocaine Surplus Len Bias Cocaine Surplus
    08/21/09

    @SatiKablamy: Hello sir. I have lived in Boston for 22 years now and go to about 15 games a year. I have sat every where the park has to offer and the Monster seats are the only ones that don't suck horribly. I wish that stadium would burn to the ground. The reason seats are always sold out in Fenway is because it is a good team and there aren't enough seats.

    I hope you get fucking horrible back pain from those seats. Please eat a dick.

    Love, some from Boston who isn't a retard
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    Image of Silent Q Silent Q
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    I took the remains of my half-eaten hot dog and hit him square in the head with it.

    That hot dog probably cost $12. Have you no concept of money?

    My Dad, a lawyer...

    Ah, that explains it.
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    Steve U promoted this comment Edited by Silent Q at 08/21/09 5:27 PM Silent Q was starred Silent Q was unstarred
    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/21/09

    @Silent Q: As an attorney, I would resent that remark if I weren't currently busy being hand-fed Kobe beef by my harem of 100 gold-clad virgins, while being personally serenaded by Bob Dylan leading a band of classically-trained chimpanzees.
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    Image of badhatharry badhatharry
    08/21/09

    @Steve U: New Jersey called. They'd like for you to come pick up your Bob Dylan.
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    Image of dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    "My team is no longer a national laughing stock and as a result of overexposure is subjected to taunts and gross generalizations!! This angers me!!"
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    Image of Clarence Rosario Clarence Rosario
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    the most literary-minded regional chauvinists in the Union

    Diane Chambers in Behind The Green Monster.
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    Image of Theodore Donald Kerabatsos Theodore Donald Kerabatsos
    08/21/09

    @Clarence Rosario: +1 "The Devil and Miss K.C. Jones" DVD.
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    Image of Rasselas Rasselas
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    You forgot to call Boston racist. Now you have to start all over again.
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    Image of ScientificMapp ScientificMapp
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    and had to listen to what amounted to three weeks worth of Cathy comics while we tried to watch the damn game

    Wha? No way. Guys from Boston hate chocolate, and absolutely adore shopping for swimsuits.
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    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    Followed by those two words nobody wants to hear and the abysmal song that follows.

    Fackin' Commie.
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    Image of Ken Gryphon Jr. Ken Gryphon Jr.
    08/21/09

    @Chris Hanson's Axe: The musical choices at Fenway are by far the worst. I get to Fenway a few times a year and every time I want to rip my ears off. The "play ball" song is absolutely abysmal.

    Sweet Caroline in the 8th inning is the single worst event of any game at Fenway, next to the slew of horrible fans who don't know their ass from their elbow.

    /Boston fan who wants them to go 62-100 for a few years so the bandwagon fans will go the fuck away
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    Chris Hanson's Axe promoted this comment Edited by Ken Gryphon Jr. at 08/21/09 5:18 PM Ken Gryphon Jr. was starred Ken Gryphon Jr. was unstarred
    Image of Chris Hanson's Axe Chris Hanson's Axe
    08/21/09

    @Grimace: I thought he meant "Play ball" and the National Anthem. I forgot about "Sweet Caroline."

    Comment retracted, carry on.
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    Image of Sports-Pun Sports-Pun
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    People from New York talking about "New England exceptionalism" is like al-Qaeda talking about how crazy those Taliban guys are..
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    Image of Steve U Steve U
    08/21/09

    In reply to Why Your Stadium Sucks: Fenway Park
    Nothing — with the possible exception of flowers, springtime and the 3rd Earl of Pembroke — has inspired as much gooey bad poetry and aphoristic nonsense as Fenway Park.

    I never knew Barbaro had so many outlandish nicknames.
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