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    OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
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    Image of Jews For Purple Jesus Jews For Purple Jesus
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    To all aspiring lesbian gym teachers out there, take a piece of advice from your friend Jews For Purple Jesus. If you need to get your fill of high school girl cooter, do what I did and just stare up from the ground while they are doing rope climb. Much more subtle that way.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    This is crazy. Sainsbury was always talking about how much of a crush she had on Tom Cruise.
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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    Looking back, there was plenty of lesbian subtext in Archie comics. Ms. Grundy was always asking Betty and Veronica to stay after school and clap her erasers.
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/16/09

    @UkraineNotWeak:


    Weren't Jughead and Ethel lesbians?

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    Image of UkraineNotWeak UkraineNotWeak
    03/16/09

    @Gourmet Spud:


    Yes. Also, Midge was a Lipstick Lesbian and Moose use to like to watch her have sex with Bus Station Skanks.

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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    You'd think that teachers would learn by now not to buy these kids cell phones, and switch to maybe post-its or teaching them morse code or something.
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    Image of Kid Canada Kid Canada
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    I thought I had found the one!
    We were good as married in my mind.
    But married in my mind is no good...
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    Image of Its The Beer Talking Its The Beer Talking
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    Sainsbury: I've been around the world, from Berkeley to South Bay!


    Student: You can't touch this.

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    Image of Jefferson Tardship Jefferson Tardship
    03/16/09

    @Its The Beer Talking: +1
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    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    Didn't Jim Powers direct this video a few years ago?
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    Image of Weed Against Speed Weed Against Speed
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?


    Who are the ad wizards who came up with this one?

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    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    School administrators began to become suspicious of Sainsbury when rumors swirled about her newest practice drill, "Flicking the Bean."
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    Image of Gourmet Spud Gourmet Spud
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?


    Listen, if girls don't want to get harassed by their teachers, they should stop signing up for Lesbian Gym.

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    Image of Artie Fufkin Artie Fufkin
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    Mike Fletcher? I didn't even know her!
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    Image of Katni Katni
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    All I know is, there were rumors that she was into field hockey players...
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/16/09

    @Katni: Is that a Surfer Rosa reference?
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    03/16/09

    @Karlifornia: Si.
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    03/16/09

    @Katni: +1 broken face
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    Image of Bobby Big Wheel Bobby Big Wheel
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    She doesn't need this, she inhaled her favorite whistle this morning.
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    Image of Karlifornia Karlifornia
    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    When coach says she needs some bush before every game, she ain't talkin' no Razorblade Suitcase.
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    03/16/09

    In reply to OK, What's With All The Lesbian Gym Teachers Around Here?
    but there is no evidence they had sex.


    Well, real sex that is.


    /scratches eyes out before Joey Lauren Adams mimes fisting another woman.

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